Pro Wrestling Forever Ep. 01

Best Worst Wrestlers?!

The debut episode of Pro Wrestling Forever wastes no time getting strange—in the best possible way. Professor Degree and Blade Daily kick things off with the beautifully chaotic concept of the “Best Worst Wrestler,” diving deep into wrestling history, classic wrestling, and the kind of vintage wrestling debates that never really have clean answers. What makes a wrestler “bad” in the first place? Is it poor in-ring work, weak promos, lack of charisma—or is it the disconnect between what they should have been and what they actually became? From territory-era curiosities to modern-day contradictions, the conversation pulls apart decades of conventional wisdom and exposes just how flimsy some of those long-held beliefs really are.

But this isn’t about dunking on wrestlers—it’s about celebrating the weird, contradictory magic that defines pro wrestling. The fellas explore how some performers thrived because of their flaws, while others couldn’t overcome them despite having every physical or athletic advantage imaginable. It’s equal parts wrestling nostalgia, analysis, and unfiltered debate, embracing the absurd alongside the legendary. Pro Wrestling Forever plants its flag early: no gatekeeping, no sacred cows—just honest, sometimes ridiculous conversation about the art form in all its forms. And if this first episode is any indication, the “Best Worst Wrestler” debate is only just getting started.

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    Pro Wrestling fans, and welcome to the first episode of Pro Wrestling Forever.

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    I'm your host, the toast to the Third Coast Professor degree, and with me as always, that's

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    iBladeDaily.

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    So, why Pro Wrestling Forever?

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    Well, because we're both approaching 50 here.

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    I'm pretty sure this is not just a fad.

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    I think maybe we might be wrestling fans for the long haul.

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    What's the point?

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    Does the world need another podcast from a couple of middle-aged white dudes?

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    Are there really any avenues of professional wrestling that have not been dissected and

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    picked apart to death?

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    That's where we would like to do things a little bit differently, folks.

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    As Blade reminds you guys every single week on our sister so, sit down, shut up, and

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    mark out, we don't talk about ratings, we don't want to talk about numbers, we

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    don't want to talk about things like that, but we have both been watching since

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    we were kids, and we'd like to think we know what we're talking about.

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    We're not going to tell you how to watch things.

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    We're not going to tell you how things should be done.

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    We're not going to tell you what to watch or how to watch it.

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    We're not going to talk down to you because we are peers in this situation, but what

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    we will tell you is we will tell you what we like about professional wrestling

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    and a little bit about what we don't.

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    Beyond that, we just want to talk.

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    There's a comment section.

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    We want you to talk to us throughout the show while we're live.

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    We want it to be a discussion.

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    I don't want to sit here for two hours and try to get clicks, okay?

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    I want to actually converse with you folks.

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    I want to talk about toys.

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    We want to talk about ice cream bars and action figures.

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    I want to talk about WCW Cologne, for real.

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    Pro wrestling is what brought Blade and I together as friends, and I would

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    like to extend that camaraderie.

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    We would like to extend that camaraderie.

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    I say I because I'm the host.

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    You're the cohost.

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    Show's live.

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    Leave some comments.

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    We'll try to answer all of them.

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    We want you to challenge us.

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    Pro wrestling forever is not about sacred cows.

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    It is about talking really, really fast.

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    The marquee says professional wrestling, but the sign outside the door

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    says no gods, no masters, no gatekeepers and no holds barred,

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    motherfuckers.

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    And we intend to stick to that.

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    For the most part.

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    Yeah, basically, the good old days are bullshit.

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    OK, like pro wrestling isn't meant to be any one thing or another.

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    Wrestling from all eras has great and greatly terrible stuff.

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    And we celebrate it all, baby.

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    So, you know, make sure you subscribe to our channel.

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    Pro wrestling forever pod on YouTube if you haven't already.

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    And make sure to follow us on social media, namely on threads

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    on Instagram.

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    We are pro wrestling forever pod.

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    And then on blue sky, we are pro wrestling the number four ever

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    that B sky dot social because they have stupid usernames.

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    And I'm trying to get the granola out of my teeth.

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    I'm not doing cocaine right now, just so you know, so pro.

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    So this is the last part that I scripted.

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    And then I'm never going to read from a script again.

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    Professional wrestling is a lot of things to a lot of people,

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    and it is nothing if not contradictory.

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    Professional wrestling is hyper masculine.

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    It is misogynistic and it is exploitative.

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    It's also an action packed drag show.

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    It's burlesque. It's theater.

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    It is gymnastics and it is art for every single rule.

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    There's an exception.

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    And professional wrestling fans have the ability to talk out of both

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    sides of our mouth and our ass at the same time.

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    And with that in mind, this is where I segue into our first topic.

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    Yes. Well, thank you to greet this.

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    Our first topic today.

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    We saw that the promotional graphics that were created

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    by a very talented artist named me.

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    Our topic today is best worst wrestlers, OK?

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    Look, Dave Meltzer as a type, Rick Flair, Terry Funk,

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    Brett Hart, Mitzaharu Misawa, Kenta Kabashi, Eddie Guerrero,

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    Brian Danielson, Kenny Omega, Will Ospreay, et cetera.

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    And those to name a few.

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    Yeah, those are obviously incredible wrestlers

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    that deserve tons of recognition.

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    They are heavy work rate wrestlers who are also great talkers

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    tell great stories like

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    just because you're good at every aspect of wrestling means you're the best.

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    Not in pro wrestling, baby, not in pro wrestling.

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    The beauty of the art form is there is no golden rule.

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    That's always true.

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    There are some people that are monstrously untalented

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    grapplers, but great talkers or vice versa.

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    Great talkers who can't work for shit

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    or some that can't do either, but still have so much presence

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    in order that they don't really need to.

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    These are the heroes that we're celebrating today.

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    Specifically, there are some wrestlers that the IWC or the newsletter

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    heads pre-internet just had the biggest heart on for.

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    And they love to mock them.

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    And those takes have just aged like shit.

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    And we're going to get into that.

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    But right now, I want to just shout out everybody who's in the in the chat

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    right now, blurry line, no gods, except Kenny, no kings,

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    except Brody, no masters, except what?

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    It's a T-shirt, right?

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    And Pippen, the good old days were never as good as you remember.

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    That is true, because I have quite an extensive, extensive

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    collection of wrestling stuff I've legally acquired.

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    And I will say going back and watching the stuff

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    that I was so excited to see, it is not as good as I remember it.

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    Most of the time.

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    And especially when you hear people like, oh, I mean,

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    you don't hear this so much anymore.

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    But back a few years ago, it was bring back the attitude era,

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    bring back the attitude era.

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    You fucking watch the attitude era.

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    You can watch about 15 minutes of every episode.

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    You just fast forward through the rest.

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    It really is mostly like go watch Stone Cold's promo that night

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    or his match or whatever, or the rocks bits or whatever.

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    And then kind of everything else is just maybe,

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    you know, like maybe.

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    Yeah. And you hit a point eventually where even with the rock,

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    he just says the same thing every single week.

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    So you can just skip that, you know, watch the one from two weeks ago.

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    Um, so the thing that got this ball rolling

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    when I pitched this idea to Blade, of all things,

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    I was watching this is actually a while back.

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    It was like a Madison Square Garden house show

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    from WWF back in the early 80s.

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    And it was Hulk Hogan versus Kamala,

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    which is not a match we probably want to really discuss

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    for a lot of reasons.

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    But the thing that got me is.

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    This is where you talk about work great.

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    And I'm a work great guy.

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    You know, we I mean, the names you named

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    some of my favorite fucking wrestlers.

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    Yeah, they're all my favorite wrestlers.

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    Yes, exactly.

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    I'm a big fan of the Zack Sabre Juniors, the Jonathan Gresham's,

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    the Deanna Parrazo's, the fucking people that tie you up in a knot.

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    I like that shit, too.

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    But I'm watching Hulk Hogan wrestle, and

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    it's very easy to criticize Hulk Hogan's wrestling.

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    He can't wrestle.

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    He has zero work rate.

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    But to say that he can't work.

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    Is just patently ridiculous, at least not in 1982 or 83,

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    because that dude had the crowd in the palm of his hand.

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    And a lot of it is PR,

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    you know, good PR in the part of the WWF.

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    You know, just 80s, the spirit of the 80s.

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    But there's that whole thing with wrestlers where it's why do you

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    you know, a lot of the older guys will tell you, don't do don't work so hard.

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    You don't have to work that hard.

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    You only have to do a little bit.

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    And that guy knew what he was doing.

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    You know what I mean?

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    That guy basically got his ass kicked for fucking 20 minutes.

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    Did this for a minute.

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    And then all of a sudden, the crowd fucking went wild.

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    But the crowd went wild.

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    The other thing is, they knew he was going to everything he was going to do.

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    They knew was coming like you're just waiting for it to happen.

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    He's going to kick out of whoever's finisher it is he's facing, right?

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    He's going to act like he's impervious to pain.

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    He's going to do the same routine.

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    Shake his finger.

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    He's going to shake his finger, the point at him.

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    You know, you know, the do the fist thing like.

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    The thing about Hogan that I will say is

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    I think he was more talented than people want to give him

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    credit for as an actual wrestler, not a grappler per se.

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    Right. Like, but like you said, like, there's no way

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    that you get to that point of over, no matter how much PR there is.

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    Look at Roman Reigns in 2016.

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    Yeah, there's no amount of PR that can get you over to the degree.

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    He's over. Right. So like.

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    Um, he yeah, he certainly showed more of what he could do.

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    I would, you know, yeti Malone says Hogan only wrestled in Japan

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    in the U.S. e-sports entertained.

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    That's true.

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    But I think if you go back and you watch Hogan in 84, 85, 86,

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    he's a different worker than he is in 87, 88 and beyond.

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    Right. And there does reach a point.

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    We talked about this last week and I was talking about Hogan

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    is my least favorite wrestler because he is my least favorite wrestler.

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    Neither one of us is a Hogan fan.

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    No, fuck that.

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    I hate that, dude.

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    Both like Terry Balaya and Hulk Hogan.

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    But because when you do this is why I don't really have a lot of nostalgia,

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    because when you do the same thing over and over and over,

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    it just gets old. Yeah.

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    Hulk Hogan, John Cena, you know, these five move guys.

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    Have you watched a Ric Flair match?

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    Because it eventually hits a point where he's just doing the same five moves, too.

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    So it's not that it didn't get old.

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    It definitely got old because he never tried to reinvent himself, you know.

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    But boy, 83, 84, 85, whatever.

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    Like shit worked.

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    And at the time, that's what you do is you do what works, you know.

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    Yeah, yeah. And I think, you know, he's

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    I just watched the real American documentary series

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    that Netflix put out about him.

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    Oh, is it? It sucks.

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    It's so it's a commercial.

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    It is. But it's not a commercial for him.

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    It's a commercial for WWE.

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    So like they gloss over absolutely everything.

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    Good things, bad things, all things.

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    They gloss over everything.

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    Because to be fair to the guy, his career is so voluminous.

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    Like there's so many things that happen. Right.

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    To drill in on any one, you would need more than four episodes.

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    Oh, sure. But my God, like the sex tape stuff,

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    just like two minutes like. Right.

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    Nobody wants to think about this.

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    Ten years of time, you know.

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    They do kind of point out how delusional he is a few times.

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    But, you know, it's kind of this effort to in one way,

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    maybe not humanize him, but like show the converse

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    like he was a human being to some degree. Right.

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    Where it's like, here's his family.

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    They're talking about how they grew up.

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    They have all these home videos that they're showing.

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    So if you're an archivist

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    and you just want to know more about Hulk Hogan, then I'd say watch it.

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    But honestly, it really is just like they broadcast raw.

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    And so they have these interviews with Prichard and with Triple H.

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    They literally interview Prichard like minutes after he found out he died.

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    Oh, my God.

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    It's like that's kind of stunty weird.

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    Yeah, like I don't. That's weird. But.

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    Yeah. So enough about Hulk Hogan.

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    Yes. Yes. But the guy.

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    So just but I will stand by what I said.

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    You don't get to where he is if you had no talent.

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    You just don't know.

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    You just and sometimes that talent is.

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    Being the excellence of execution and other times

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    that talent is just going like this.

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    Yeah. But he did.

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    I think he was the ultimate right guy, right place, right time, right gimmick.

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    For sure. The the the nationalism of it all push it right over the edge.

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    And yeah, what if we could take superstar Billy Graham

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    and make it super commercial, you know, 100 percent?

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    I mean, that's just all that it is.

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    But on another note, go ahead.

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    Well, superstar, he's a celebrated guy, right?

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    But if you watch the superstar Billy Graham match, that motherfucker

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    barely moves like he barely moves.

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    He finishes the guy off with a bear hug, right?

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    That's his move. However.

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    You listen to a superstar Billy Graham promo.

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    Yeah, dude, dude, I'm like in I'm all the way and I want to see

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    another match and I'm like, it's just as bad as the last one.

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    But like, it's also just like he is a very compelling figure.

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    So anyway, go ahead. Sorry.

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    Well, and speaking of superstar Billy Graham, that's a perfect way for me

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    to segue into the next topic, Dusty Rhodes, who is everybody's fucking favorite.

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    It's my favorite, too.

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    But it ain't like Dusty's fucking tearing it up in the ring.

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    It's not like Dusty is he's not Kenny Omega.

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    He's not putting on a, you know, Kazuchika Okada five star.

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    What's the what's the hall?

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    You know, in the dome or whatever.

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    Yeah, not doing any of that.

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    But Dusty's the same type of guy where.

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    You know, you can't watch a Dusty Rhodes promo.

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    Everybody has their own favorite promo and he can wrestle well enough.

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    But it's more just the type of movement he does.

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    It's that fucking that Looney Tunes stuff that the big wind up arm.

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    It's all the over the top cartoony stuff that like you probably like Hogan.

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    You know what you're going to get for the most part.

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    You're there to see that.

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    He's not surprising you with his matches.

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    He's just ripping off Billy.

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    He's not ripping off Billy Graham, but he's another aspect of Billy Graham.

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    Little softer around the edges, maybe.

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    But not the best wrestler, one of the best wrestlers of all time.

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    You know, absolutely.

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    Well, Dusty, like, for instance, like so he's kind of complex in a way

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    because he's like a guy who could wrestle a one hour draw with flair.

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    Right. Sure.

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    But the first 20 minutes of that match is our headlocks.

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    And, you know, just kind of fucking around on the mat.

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    But Dusty and he's another guy where you know what he's going to do,

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    you know, but you bought into his character so much.

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    And I see like I said this on on the hard way.

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    I said this on sit down, shut up, mark out, watching older wrestling.

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    You see why so many people hated AEW when it started of the old guard,

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    because it really is like they want to see the characters they like.

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    It doesn't really matter what happens.

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    They just want to see the character they like.

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    Like you could see Jake Roberts and he can lose.

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    But if he DDT's the guy after the match and puts the snake on him,

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    you're happy. Right. Yeah.

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    Yeah. Or if J.Y.D.

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    loses, he always lost in a big match in WWF.

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    Humiliates the guy.

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    If he farmers throw shit on you, it doesn't matter how bad they wrestle.

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    Yes. Yeah.

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    I could see why a lot of people looked at AEW as being a very odd thing.

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    And AEW is like the American embodiment of like New Japan come to America.

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    And they've really they've had to like kind of slowly figure out

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    how to, you know, make a broader outreach to the American audience.

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    And they have. But but AEW is very different

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    because it is matches first.

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    You know, I had a I was actually talking to a coworker.

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    I was training this new kid at work and they were telling me

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    somehow wrestling came up.

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    Can't imagine how I would have put that into the conversation.

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    And they were talking about they're like,

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    oh, you know, I just can't stand to see these guys in the ring

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    yelling at each other all the time.

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    And, you know, I know that the matches aren't really what's important.

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    And it was like you could hear the record scratch in my head

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    because I'm like, no, you know,

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    you're you're 100 percent wrong and I'm trying not to punch you.

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    But yeah, it's just that's not the method that we've had

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    drilled into us for years and years and years.

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    The common person doesn't.

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    Yeah. AEW is going to be really fucking weird to them.

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    Yeah. Yeah.

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    The chat's blown up here.

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    We have three lines.

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    Shout out to Mabel, who managed to be the worst wrestler

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    over like 15 years across three vastly different gimmicks,

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    but managed consistent TV time across all those runs.

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    Very true. Allegedly was almost the third man in the WHO.

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    Yes, yes.

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    It's alleged that at one time

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    that was going to happen fucking horrible.

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    But like when he was it, was he in the ministry

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    when he became big?

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    Oh, no, he was viscera.

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    And then he became Big Daddy V where he took the shirt off

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    and he just had and he had those orangutan titties

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    that were just that's how he worked.

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    That was his work rate right there.

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    Yeah, his just watching and jiggle.

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    I couldn't stand Mabel until he did that gimmick.

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    Then I'm like, OK, well, like this.

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    Like, I don't know.

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    I like the circus aspect of rest.

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    That dude made his living in pro wrestling.

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    You know what I mean?

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    Like that's that's making it to me.

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    Let's see skewered universe.

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    Hogan got to a point where he's three moves, the ear cup,

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    the power up head shake shit and a leg drop.

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    Agree. And that's you know, I started watching wrestling in 89.

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    And so I didn't see the earlier Hogan stuff for a long, long time.

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    But as I've seen his stuff from 84, 85.

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    With Piper and Orndorf and stuff like that,

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    like he there's more work to it.

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    But by 87, certainly after Andre, I would say,

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    he becomes he's very much the ear cup.

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    You know, that that's pretty much all he is.

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    He just becomes extremely lazy.

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    And I mean, like I said, I mean, like I said last week,

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    by the time I tuned in, same as you.

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    He was already phoning it in.

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    Well, one thing I will say is in this documentary,

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    they really do talk a lot about how beat up he is, like how fucked up he is.

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    And he talks a lot about if I could do one thing differently,

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    the only thing differently I would do is I would stop doing the leg

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    drop before I ever came back to the States,

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    because the leg drop really is the reason he needed like

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    he had like 25 back surgeries.

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    Have you ever fallen on your tailbone?

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    Yeah, it hurts.

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    I heard I was on a bouncy thing one time

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    and going to bounce off and I was like.

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    Dude, I was sore for like a week or two afterward.

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    It hurts so fucking bad.

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    Is there video footage of this happening?

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    No, I'm sorry. My sister-in-law is there.

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    I'll get it. I'll give you a number.

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    All right.

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    At your own risk, Val.

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    All right.

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    Pippen says it's only four episodes.

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    I thought it would at least be six to eight.

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    Yeah, it's only four. It's only four.

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    Larry Lyon says a shout out to Luke Gallows,

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    like no one's accusing him of being a good worker.

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    But again, he's had like a 20 year career across every company.

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    And he's a guy, again, who can get you interested

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    in what he's doing at the very least, you know, and Gallows.

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    Yeah, he is not.

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    No, no, I do not like.

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    No, it's your universe prior to polka dot dance and dusty.

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    I didn't know anything about his prior career until I was an adult.

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    His WWE stuff to me got boring after a bit.

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    Yeah, totally.

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    Because he just was becoming one of its props to Dusty, though,

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    because they put him in those polka dots to bury him.

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    Yep. That's what I was just going to say.

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    But they fucked up by letting Jimmy Hart write his song

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    because that song ruled ass super hard.

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    And Dusty got himself over anyway.

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    Exactly.

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    Because he he embraced what he was given.

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    That's exactly the point is like that guy made that work.

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    Like, yeah, what the fuck was that?

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    Yeah, that's talent.

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    Larry Line, speaking of the worst wrestlers,

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    I saw the Tonga Lowe chop punch clip again today.

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    I am devastated.

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    Yeah. And that is I don't know what it is.

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    Tonga Lowe has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

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    He's just bad.

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    Like, yeah, I don't want to.

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    We're not just talking about people who are completely bad

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    or who just have the gimmick alone is what gets them over.

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    It's kind of this.

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    I don't know.

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    Talking to somebody in the ring.

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    What's that?

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    You need a big old hole to bury a big duff, baby.

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    Yeah. Thank you, Billy.

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    Nice to have you with us, friend.

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    OK, so let's get into some of our picks.

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    Yes. The best worst wrestlers ever.

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    We talked about Hulk Hogan.

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    Talked about Dusty Rhodes.

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    We talked about death there.

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    So why don't I read one off my list?

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    Please do. First guy on my list, Sid Vicious.

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    Now, this is a particular interest because Sid was just inducted

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    into the legacy wing, the wing that they just invented this year.

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    So that Stephanie McMahon could talk for 40 minutes and Sid's family

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    got like two minutes to briefly acknowledge this fucking legend

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    of the industry.

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    00:21:17.660 --> 00:21:20.420

    Is the legacy wing supposed to be like because you're dead?

    439

    00:21:20.600 --> 00:21:21.960

    Or I think it just means you're dead.

    440

    00:21:22.220 --> 00:21:26.980

    Yeah. So Sid, not a great worker.

    441

    00:21:27.420 --> 00:21:30.000

    This is not a guy who is a work great guy.

    442

    00:21:30.340 --> 00:21:33.660

    This is not a man who probably ever wrestled a match longer than

    443

    00:21:33.660 --> 00:21:36.160

    maybe at most 20 minutes. OK.

    444

    00:21:36.160 --> 00:21:38.620

    And that's if he's main eventing something, you know,

    445

    00:21:38.620 --> 00:21:40.660

    like with with somebody knew what they were doing.

    446

    00:21:41.340 --> 00:21:43.560

    Sid is not a ring general.

    447

    00:21:43.800 --> 00:21:47.200

    Sid clearly wasn't super dedicated to the sport itself

    448

    00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:49.940

    because he took long, long breaks. OK.

    449

    00:21:50.120 --> 00:21:52.560

    I was going to say, like, Sid didn't even really want to be there

    450

    00:21:52.560 --> 00:21:53.540

    most of the time.

    451

    00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:55.400

    It's like if he could play softball.

    452

    00:21:55.960 --> 00:21:58.340

    Yeah, he would leave every summer to play softball.

    453

    00:21:58.560 --> 00:22:01.060

    OK, like he clearly.

    454

    00:22:02.760 --> 00:22:05.160

    By the definition of a great promo,

    455

    00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:09.240

    I think it's debatable whether Sid was good or not.

    456

    00:22:09.580 --> 00:22:12.840

    However, he was believable in those promos, right?

    457

    00:22:13.140 --> 00:22:16.880

    And you talk like this Hulk Hogan

    458

    00:22:16.880 --> 00:22:19.860

    and he wouldn't like move his mouth.

    459

    00:22:19.860 --> 00:22:21.620

    He'd see through his teeth.

    460

    00:22:23.360 --> 00:22:27.920

    But that power bomb, that choke slam and his physical charisma

    461

    00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:31.520

    were literally all he had, and it's all he needed.

    462

    00:22:32.500 --> 00:22:35.320

    Like he didn't even know how to be a heel properly.

    463

    00:22:35.420 --> 00:22:36.940

    He would come out.

    464

    00:22:37.080 --> 00:22:41.020

    So I went to the very first television taping

    465

    00:22:41.020 --> 00:22:43.900

    I ever went to was a Monday Night Raw in 1996.

    466

    00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:48.480

    Notable, I saw the debut of Farouk as a Roman Gladiator with Sonny.

    467

    00:22:49.940 --> 00:22:51.660

    Shawn Michaels is the world champion.

    468

    00:22:51.960 --> 00:22:54.940

    OK, the Undertaker's feuding with mankind.

    469

    00:22:55.080 --> 00:22:55.900

    All right.

    470

    00:22:55.960 --> 00:22:58.120

    So that's just to give you an idea of what's going on.

    471

    00:22:58.820 --> 00:23:02.040

    No one got the pop that Sid did, right?

    472

    00:23:02.040 --> 00:23:04.560

    Not even close, not even fucking close.

    473

    00:23:05.120 --> 00:23:06.920

    Sid gets a monster pop.

    474

    00:23:07.100 --> 00:23:10.860

    He's a heel and he's fist bumping people on his way down.

    475

    00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:12.140

    That's not what heels do, Sid.

    476

    00:23:12.400 --> 00:23:13.380

    That's not what heels do.

    477

    00:23:13.860 --> 00:23:15.520

    But real recognizes real.

    478

    00:23:15.520 --> 00:23:18.000

    And that's why that guy got fucking cheers.

    479

    00:23:18.100 --> 00:23:21.760

    I mean, if you like they if you watch it now, I think it's edited.

    480

    00:23:21.980 --> 00:23:26.500

    But like the Royal Rumble, where he pulls Hogan out, he gets cheered.

    481

    00:23:26.500 --> 00:23:28.680

    Now, there's a lot of different reasons, probably.

    482

    00:23:29.280 --> 00:23:31.740

    But yeah, dude, Sid was the fucking man.

    483

    00:23:32.360 --> 00:23:34.100

    So the master and the ruler of the world.

    484

    00:23:35.400 --> 00:23:39.420

    And it's that thing where wrestling crosses the boundary of like.

    485

    00:23:39.820 --> 00:23:44.060

    But the dirt sheets are or or the newsletter heads or whatever.

    486

    00:23:44.160 --> 00:23:47.220

    They hated said they, you know, this guy's an idiot.

    487

    00:23:47.220 --> 00:23:49.880

    He can't work, you know, he's not dedicated to the business.

    488

    00:23:50.060 --> 00:23:53.020

    And, you know, they're getting stuff from people who work in the business.

    489

    00:23:53.020 --> 00:23:56.340

    So I can see why if you were like somebody

    490

    00:23:56.340 --> 00:23:59.700

    who is fighting for table scraps every single day and said,

    491

    00:23:59.700 --> 00:24:01.400

    this shows up and gets it.

    492

    00:24:01.580 --> 00:24:05.400

    Big genetic freak shows up and just takes your spot.

    493

    00:24:06.040 --> 00:24:08.820

    And Sid clearly knew he knew his value.

    494

    00:24:08.980 --> 00:24:09.780

    He knew his worth.

    495

    00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:11.700

    He didn't really fucking care.

    496

    00:24:11.800 --> 00:24:12.600

    He had a farm.

    497

    00:24:12.780 --> 00:24:14.880

    He just go. He'd go back to his farm.

    498

    00:24:14.920 --> 00:24:15.840

    He'd play softball.

    499

    00:24:15.940 --> 00:24:19.180

    It's like, you know, we talk about like, I mean, obviously,

    500

    00:24:19.180 --> 00:24:23.100

    I love it when my favorites are like a super fan of wrestling.

    501

    00:24:23.300 --> 00:24:24.580

    I love it when they're super knowledgeable.

    502

    00:24:24.580 --> 00:24:28.280

    I love those guys that grew up as wrestling fans and wanted to be wrestlers.

    503

    00:24:28.600 --> 00:24:32.380

    But at the end of the day, it is a job and like can't fault Sid.

    504

    00:24:32.460 --> 00:24:34.460

    Like he just did what he wanted to do, man.

    505

    00:24:34.540 --> 00:24:37.200

    Like he did a super bad ass about that.

    506

    00:24:37.340 --> 00:24:40.240

    One, his kids will say like he it was a job to him.

    507

    00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:41.980

    He didn't grow up wanting to be a wrestler.

    508

    00:24:41.980 --> 00:24:45.080

    Like it just was something he could do and make a bunch of money doing.

    509

    00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:48.620

    You know, so like he didn't even do it that well.

    510

    00:24:48.620 --> 00:24:50.220

    But fucking he's cool.

    511

    00:24:50.340 --> 00:24:52.920

    He did so much of it pretty bad, actually.

    512

    00:24:53.060 --> 00:24:56.700

    But it didn't matter because he was so

    513

    00:24:57.420 --> 00:24:58.860

    the aura was there.

    514

    00:24:58.900 --> 00:25:01.420

    You know what I mean? The aura was there. Absolutely.

    515

    00:25:01.900 --> 00:25:03.940

    Remember the time he broke his leg on Nitro?

    516

    00:25:04.020 --> 00:25:05.800

    I just want to bring that up real quick.

    517

    00:25:06.020 --> 00:25:08.080

    It's fucking nasty as shit I've ever seen.

    518

    00:25:08.380 --> 00:25:10.440

    Well, and like we're live, pal.

    519

    00:25:10.520 --> 00:25:13.520

    That comes from a Sid promo where he's like, can we do it again?

    520

    00:25:13.520 --> 00:25:15.080

    And Jim's like, we're live, pal.

    521

    00:25:15.080 --> 00:25:17.400

    Like it messes up a promo.

    522

    00:25:17.460 --> 00:25:20.740

    He said the wrong thing in a promo, like a million times.

    523

    00:25:20.820 --> 00:25:24.560

    Like, yeah, you have a bigger.

    524

    00:25:26.040 --> 00:25:27.860

    Brain that I do.

    525

    00:25:28.080 --> 00:25:30.820

    Yeah, and I have a bigger

    526

    00:25:31.660 --> 00:25:32.660

    like he did.

    527

    00:25:32.700 --> 00:25:34.560

    We get lost in promos all the time.

    528

    00:25:34.760 --> 00:25:37.700

    He makes Luger look like a great promo, but somehow

    529

    00:25:37.700 --> 00:25:40.440

    that's actually what makes his promo work.

    530

    00:25:40.600 --> 00:25:43.060

    You know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah.

    531

    00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:44.360

    Fuck yes. It's awesome.

    532

    00:25:44.360 --> 00:25:46.240

    People are talking about Sid here.

    533

    00:25:46.340 --> 00:25:49.120

    Yeah, let's let's see what the people say about Sid.

    534

    00:25:49.380 --> 00:25:51.660

    And we have a few other comments that we'll read as well.

    535

    00:25:51.800 --> 00:25:53.480

    Steward Universe. What's up, buddy?

    536

    00:25:53.900 --> 00:25:57.100

    Sid wanted to play softball more than anything, but you got to love him.

    537

    00:25:57.880 --> 00:26:01.120

    Yeah, I Billy, I don't think it has to be a good worker.

    538

    00:26:01.120 --> 00:26:04.040

    He has to look scary and just throw people around the whole time.

    539

    00:26:04.080 --> 00:26:07.220

    That dude is an effing monster. Exactly. Yeah.

    540

    00:26:07.400 --> 00:26:08.760

    And if you're a little kid

    541

    00:26:08.760 --> 00:26:12.840

    and you see this six foot eight freak just show up.

    542

    00:26:13.480 --> 00:26:15.040

    He ripped to shit.

    543

    00:26:15.180 --> 00:26:17.360

    He's avoided to the gills.

    544

    00:26:17.660 --> 00:26:20.200

    Sid is a perfect example of being good enough.

    545

    00:26:20.580 --> 00:26:21.720

    Yeah, you know. Yeah.

    546

    00:26:21.840 --> 00:26:23.300

    I mean, that's that's what he is.

    547

    00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:29.300

    We reviewed 89 great American bash together for the hard way.

    548

    00:26:29.860 --> 00:26:35.380

    And they're like Sid put a claw hold on somebody's back.

    549

    00:26:35.540 --> 00:26:36.780

    Oh, yeah.

    550

    00:26:37.340 --> 00:26:39.640

    And it was like, what are what are you doing?

    551

    00:26:40.160 --> 00:26:43.160

    Hey, what do you just squeeze in the skin on your back?

    552

    00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:46.380

    Well, I guess I guess I assumed he's like getting like the muscle,

    553

    00:26:46.400 --> 00:26:47.440

    like he's getting in there.

    554

    00:26:47.620 --> 00:26:50.720

    But they all yeah, like he's giving him a massage or something.

    555

    00:26:50.720 --> 00:26:52.480

    It's like, what are you doing, dude?

    556

    00:26:52.740 --> 00:26:57.260

    Like, oh, hey, I'm full screen.

    557

    00:26:58.400 --> 00:27:00.140

    I don't know what just happened.

    558

    00:27:01.120 --> 00:27:02.620

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is our first episode.

    559

    00:27:02.720 --> 00:27:05.680

    We're experiencing some technical difficulties for now.

    560

    00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:06.840

    You're just going to have to look at me.

    561

    00:27:06.840 --> 00:27:08.060

    I don't know what's going on.

    562

    00:27:08.520 --> 00:27:10.900

    Well, shit, what the fuck was that?

    563

    00:27:12.680 --> 00:27:13.400

    Never mind.

    564

    00:27:13.860 --> 00:27:15.860

    Anyway, there was no psychology to it at all.

    565

    00:27:15.900 --> 00:27:18.020

    Somebody clearly said, like, said, if you get a chance

    566

    00:27:18.020 --> 00:27:19.580

    when you're in the ring, don't do too much.

    567

    00:27:19.580 --> 00:27:21.160

    Just put a nerve hold on him or something.

    568

    00:27:21.500 --> 00:27:23.080

    And that's what Sid thought he was doing.

    569

    00:27:23.180 --> 00:27:25.460

    He's like, well, there's nerves in the back.

    570

    00:27:27.040 --> 00:27:29.560

    Yeti Malone said wrestled in between softball seasons.

    571

    00:27:29.720 --> 00:27:30.600

    I mean, it's really true.

    572

    00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:32.240

    It is really true. Yeah.

    573

    00:27:32.900 --> 00:27:35.540

    But somehow like that, just yeah, like he the dirt

    574

    00:27:35.540 --> 00:27:36.860

    she's tried to bury him for it.

    575

    00:27:37.360 --> 00:27:39.720

    Who fucking cares what the dirt she's

    576

    00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:41.660

    their fucking takes are so dumb.

    577

    00:27:41.780 --> 00:27:44.660

    Like if you really want to laugh your ass off, go read

    578

    00:27:45.240 --> 00:27:47.800

    the pro wrestling torch from like 1989.

    579

    00:27:48.080 --> 00:27:49.840

    It's hilarious. Those guys are it.

    580

    00:27:49.840 --> 00:27:50.840

    Right. Well, the dirt

    581

    00:27:50.840 --> 00:27:53.000

    the dirt sheets would have you believe that Mabel

    582

    00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:54.700

    was going to be the third man in the interview.

    583

    00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:56.460

    Oh, so there you go.

    584

    00:27:56.620 --> 00:27:58.700

    Blurry line legacy wing has existed for a while,

    585

    00:27:58.700 --> 00:28:00.740

    but it was always meant for folks who were so old

    586

    00:28:00.740 --> 00:28:02.160

    that only black and white photos of.

    587

    00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:05.400

    But they change it to basically be the people they didn't induct

    588

    00:28:05.400 --> 00:28:06.700

    whilst alive.

    589

    00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:09.040

    Agreed. Agreed.

    590

    00:28:09.060 --> 00:28:11.260

    Blurry line said is a go to best worst wrestler.

    591

    00:28:11.420 --> 00:28:13.060

    Like on paper, everything was terrible,

    592

    00:28:13.060 --> 00:28:14.420

    but he had ridiculous charisma.

    593

    00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:18.420

    That's literally like he proves that that's kind of all you need.

    594

    00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:19.640

    You know what?

    595

    00:28:20.020 --> 00:28:23.240

    Because the opposite side of the coin

    596

    00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:28.760

    is Van Hammer, who also had the look, but had nothing.

    597

    00:28:28.940 --> 00:28:30.480

    Right. And right.

    598

    00:28:30.520 --> 00:28:34.040

    Yeah. I mean, he's just like, so if you want to say to yourself,

    599

    00:28:34.780 --> 00:28:38.100

    imagine if Sid didn't have the charisma or the aura,

    600

    00:28:38.280 --> 00:28:39.980

    you just go, he would be Van Hammer.

    601

    00:28:40.380 --> 00:28:41.640

    You just be Van Hammer. Yeah.

    602

    00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:43.180

    I mean, it's that people talk.

    603

    00:28:43.900 --> 00:28:47.600

    Everybody that talks about wrestling loves to talk about the intangible,

    604

    00:28:47.700 --> 00:28:49.200

    the intangible, right?

    605

    00:28:49.280 --> 00:28:51.920

    Like, oh, he's got that that certain something.

    606

    00:28:52.700 --> 00:28:54.140

    That's that's what Sid had.

    607

    00:28:54.580 --> 00:28:56.620

    I wasn't skilled, but he had that intangible.

    608

    00:28:56.800 --> 00:28:59.280

    Yeti Malone says, I can't wait for a certain someone to move

    609

    00:28:59.280 --> 00:29:00.040

    to the legacy wing.

    610

    00:29:00.140 --> 00:29:02.620

    I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeti Malone.

    611

    00:29:02.700 --> 00:29:03.340

    I can't imagine.

    612

    00:29:03.340 --> 00:29:06.620

    Are you talking about Donald Trump, the current president of the United States,

    613

    00:29:06.660 --> 00:29:08.480

    who's also a WWE Hall of Famer?

    614

    00:29:08.500 --> 00:29:10.100

    He could be moved to the legacy wing.

    615

    00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:12.660

    He could very quickly be moved to the legacy wing yet.

    616

    00:29:14.000 --> 00:29:14.720

    Skewered Universe.

    617

    00:29:15.040 --> 00:29:16.240

    Sid was just someone you couldn't help.

    618

    00:29:16.380 --> 00:29:18.160

    But like he had a style that worked.

    619

    00:29:18.300 --> 00:29:21.380

    Giant muscular dude who just beat the shit out of people. Exactly.

    620

    00:29:21.900 --> 00:29:24.420

    The little mullet when he just had like that little bit

    621

    00:29:24.420 --> 00:29:26.120

    and it just looked like he took ramen noodles

    622

    00:29:26.120 --> 00:29:30.840

    and they were kind of sticking out of the bag like ramen packet.

    623

    00:29:30.840 --> 00:29:33.880

    And it was just like move in one piece.

    624

    00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:35.540

    Oh, this is like like a lamb.

    625

    00:29:36.220 --> 00:29:38.720

    He was always on top of his perms.

    626

    00:29:39.020 --> 00:29:40.680

    Pippen, does the boogeyman count?

    627

    00:29:40.800 --> 00:29:41.980

    I don't think he ever had a great match,

    628

    00:29:42.020 --> 00:29:43.600

    but dude found a gimmick that made an impact.

    629

    00:29:43.920 --> 00:29:45.600

    I think so. I think you could.

    630

    00:29:45.800 --> 00:29:46.700

    I mean, people think.

    631

    00:29:46.900 --> 00:29:48.880

    Yeah, there was something intriguing about the book.

    632

    00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:52.520

    Well, he was also like 50 and he lied about his age

    633

    00:29:52.520 --> 00:29:53.760

    to get into tough enough.

    634

    00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:57.620

    And then they got rid of him.

    635

    00:29:57.620 --> 00:29:58.820

    And then they just made him eat worms.

    636

    00:29:58.820 --> 00:30:01.420

    I mean, he beat Booker T at a WrestleMania.

    637

    00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:05.780

    Did he? Yeah, I didn't know that.

    638

    00:30:05.780 --> 00:30:06.860

    Oh, thank you, Larry Line.

    639

    00:30:08.180 --> 00:30:09.940

    I'm half the man you are.

    640

    00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:13.400

    And you have half the brains you do.

    641

    00:30:13.900 --> 00:30:15.680

    Yeah, that's a classic Sid promo.

    642

    00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:16.960

    Classic Sid promo.

    643

    00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:19.040

    Thank you, Billy LaVon.

    644

    00:30:19.100 --> 00:30:20.740

    Sid looks like a real live version of that dude

    645

    00:30:20.740 --> 00:30:22.140

    from the Venture Brothers cartoon.

    646

    00:30:22.200 --> 00:30:22.980

    Very true.

    647

    00:30:23.180 --> 00:30:24.820

    Much. Yes.

    648

    00:30:24.940 --> 00:30:27.360

    Yes, I had the yeah.

    649

    00:30:28.900 --> 00:30:32.160

    Billy also says Bruiser Brody worked whenever he wanted to work as well,

    650

    00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:34.760

    but people still give Sid shit over the softball thing.

    651

    00:30:34.840 --> 00:30:35.780

    It's the same thing to me.

    652

    00:30:35.880 --> 00:30:38.760

    All those Japan guys, they had more than half the year off.

    653

    00:30:39.300 --> 00:30:42.080

    You know, they would go work in Japan and make so much fucking money

    654

    00:30:42.080 --> 00:30:45.440

    over there that they, you know, they worked like 20 weeks a year,

    655

    00:30:45.440 --> 00:30:46.640

    basically, is what they worked.

    656

    00:30:46.800 --> 00:30:49.940

    And that's why Stan Hansen wrestled for like 40 years.

    657

    00:30:51.060 --> 00:30:53.460

    So anyway, we're going to move on from Sid,

    658

    00:30:54.040 --> 00:30:56.060

    but I'm glad you all seem to agree.

    659

    00:30:56.060 --> 00:30:59.160

    Wait, Benny Bear in the chat says, hey, I'll sit in.

    660

    00:30:59.180 --> 00:31:00.440

    ECW was another beast.

    661

    00:31:00.700 --> 00:31:02.280

    Show up, powerbomb, leave.

    662

    00:31:03.540 --> 00:31:04.720

    I've never seen anything.

    663

    00:31:04.900 --> 00:31:06.060

    How long was Sid even in?

    664

    00:31:06.120 --> 00:31:08.420

    I think it was for like two months, three months.

    665

    00:31:08.580 --> 00:31:10.760

    He he was a contracted guy in ECW.

    666

    00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:13.480

    But by that point, Sid just showed up in jeans.

    667

    00:31:13.780 --> 00:31:15.640

    Like he didn't even show up in the fight.

    668

    00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:18.020

    He just show up, powerbomb a dude and get the fuck out.

    669

    00:31:18.060 --> 00:31:21.720

    He basically took over for 9-1-1, you know, just

    670

    00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:25.220

    totally fucking lazy, you know, Larry Line.

    671

    00:31:26.060 --> 00:31:27.520

    You want some spoilers here?

    672

    00:31:27.520 --> 00:31:30.300

    I feel like Bill Goldberg is also in the best worst mold,

    673

    00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:32.440

    was literally terrible at everything he ever tried.

    674

    00:31:32.620 --> 00:31:35.800

    He couldn't even do a car punch spot without actually gashing his arm open.

    675

    00:31:35.960 --> 00:31:38.760

    And this is the point you blew my spot,

    676

    00:31:38.860 --> 00:31:40.340

    but we might as well get into this.

    677

    00:31:41.420 --> 00:31:42.300

    Was he one of your picks?

    678

    00:31:42.620 --> 00:31:45.580

    Yeah. So Bill Goldberg.

    679

    00:31:47.760 --> 00:31:50.620

    I am a Bret Hart is my goat, OK?

    680

    00:31:52.140 --> 00:31:55.060

    But I have been accused of being a Bill Goldberg lover.

    681

    00:31:55.820 --> 00:31:57.260

    I'm not a Bill Goldberg lover.

    682

    00:31:57.540 --> 00:32:01.140

    He's absolutely the opposite of everything

    683

    00:32:01.140 --> 00:32:04.160

    that I ever would have picked as my favorite wrestler.

    684

    00:32:04.380 --> 00:32:07.300

    OK, like he wouldn't be in my personal Hall of Fame.

    685

    00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:09.480

    But Larry Line's correct.

    686

    00:32:09.820 --> 00:32:13.120

    This guy had nothing, couldn't work.

    687

    00:32:13.580 --> 00:32:15.820

    He hurt people a lot.

    688

    00:32:16.140 --> 00:32:19.600

    Kind of he's kind of like a better version of the ultimate warrior.

    689

    00:32:19.860 --> 00:32:22.460

    We're like, that's exactly what I was going to compare.

    690

    00:32:22.660 --> 00:32:23.240

    He's the horse.

    691

    00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:27.200

    Because if I was seven, I would have fucking went apeshit over Bill Goldberg.

    692

    00:32:27.320 --> 00:32:29.100

    He's the horse that you can lead to water

    693

    00:32:29.100 --> 00:32:31.060

    if you have him in there with the right guy.

    694

    00:32:31.220 --> 00:32:33.260

    Warrior, not even that, like warrior.

    695

    00:32:33.540 --> 00:32:36.100

    No, I always felt like warrior got too much shit.

    696

    00:32:36.100 --> 00:32:37.300

    And then we saw some warrior shit.

    697

    00:32:37.300 --> 00:32:40.320

    And I'm like, this guy does not know what he's doing, like at all.

    698

    00:32:40.320 --> 00:32:42.100

    Oh, he's worse than I ever thought.

    699

    00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:44.820

    Yeah, he's actually far worse than the bad.

    700

    00:32:44.980 --> 00:32:46.320

    I already knew he was.

    701

    00:32:46.360 --> 00:32:50.300

    Yeah, I watched a two hour documentary of other wrestlers

    702

    00:32:50.300 --> 00:32:51.760

    shitting on the ultimate warrior.

    703

    00:32:52.180 --> 00:32:54.800

    And it doesn't go far enough far enough.

    704

    00:32:54.900 --> 00:32:57.760

    He's really worse than they even said there.

    705

    00:32:58.100 --> 00:33:01.280

    Yeah, but Goldberg could do a couple things,

    706

    00:33:01.860 --> 00:33:03.620

    but his intensity was real.

    707

    00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:06.540

    You know, you could buy the intensity.

    708

    00:33:06.740 --> 00:33:10.120

    And if you had him in there with a Chris Benoit or a diamond

    709

    00:33:10.120 --> 00:33:12.980

    Dallas page, sorry, Chris Benoit was a great worker.

    710

    00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:14.480

    I mean, he just was like,

    711

    00:33:14.500 --> 00:33:18.800

    if you put him in there with with Sting or somebody like that,

    712

    00:33:18.800 --> 00:33:20.580

    they could lead him to water, you know?

    713

    00:33:21.260 --> 00:33:21.580

    Yeah.

    714

    00:33:21.800 --> 00:33:25.500

    DDP is another good example of a guy that's like he was what?

    715

    00:33:25.640 --> 00:33:27.340

    Fifty seven when he started wrestling.

    716

    00:33:28.140 --> 00:33:29.060

    Thirty five. Yeah.

    717

    00:33:29.580 --> 00:33:30.920

    Yeah, not.

    718

    00:33:31.120 --> 00:33:34.260

    I mean, like, you're never going to say that DDP is like,

    719

    00:33:34.260 --> 00:33:37.620

    you know, whatever will Osprey, but like

    720

    00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:42.040

    man, DDP had that fucking let it ride.

    721

    00:33:42.140 --> 00:33:43.540

    DDP, let it ride.

    722

    00:33:43.540 --> 00:33:47.040

    I fucking love that, dude, like just so fucking cool.

    723

    00:33:47.040 --> 00:33:48.300

    I think from Nitro,

    724

    00:33:48.580 --> 00:33:53.620

    honestly, that Nitro era from like NWO on DDP is probably my favorite guy.

    725

    00:33:54.560 --> 00:33:55.480

    Easily. Yeah.

    726

    00:33:55.540 --> 00:33:56.680

    He's fucking awesome.

    727

    00:33:56.780 --> 00:33:58.320

    He's the true people's champ.

    728

    00:33:58.620 --> 00:34:00.160

    I mean, he's yeah.

    729

    00:34:00.260 --> 00:34:04.080

    And like everything he did was just he had charisma of that.

    730

    00:34:04.280 --> 00:34:05.960

    And he had great matches.

    731

    00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:07.920

    I mean, he had a lot of them.

    732

    00:34:08.020 --> 00:34:09.659

    Blair Line also talked about Goldberg,

    733

    00:34:09.659 --> 00:34:12.380

    but also like all my non wrestling fan friends of a certain age.

    734

    00:34:12.380 --> 00:34:13.480

    He's their favorite wrestler.

    735

    00:34:14.100 --> 00:34:14.620

    Yeah.

    736

    00:34:14.620 --> 00:34:17.420

    I mean, that's that's the truth.

    737

    00:34:17.679 --> 00:34:20.100

    You know, they brought Goldberg back.

    738

    00:34:21.120 --> 00:34:23.460

    To have the match with Brock and he squashed Brock.

    739

    00:34:24.780 --> 00:34:26.780

    That was actually fucking awesome,

    740

    00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:30.699

    like because Goldberg still had the intensity at that point.

    741

    00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:33.040

    And then they went they stuck with it way too long,

    742

    00:34:33.540 --> 00:34:37.360

    like having do that match, then have him lose at WrestleMania to Brock

    743

    00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:41.820

    in another fantastic he's got the only five star match

    744

    00:34:41.820 --> 00:34:44.280

    I think I've ever seen that's under five minutes long.

    745

    00:34:45.540 --> 00:34:48.300

    Because they just threw everything at each other

    746

    00:34:48.300 --> 00:34:51.880

    and one of them got pinned, you know, nuclear vessels acts.

    747

    00:34:52.040 --> 00:34:54.500

    I need Netflix to do a Goldberg documentary just for them

    748

    00:34:54.500 --> 00:34:56.639

    to get some good quotes out of Brett Hart.

    749

    00:34:58.200 --> 00:35:00.680

    If you want some good quotes out of Bret Hart, by the way,

    750

    00:35:00.740 --> 00:35:01.900

    that Hogan documentary.

    751

    00:35:02.500 --> 00:35:05.380

    So Brett is like very complimentary towards Hogan

    752

    00:35:05.380 --> 00:35:09.640

    about him as a worker, his talent level, all this stuff.

    753

    00:35:09.920 --> 00:35:13.740

    And then he talks about WrestleMania nine and Brett's going,

    754

    00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:16.620

    yeah, and then Hogan comes out at the end

    755

    00:35:16.620 --> 00:35:18.920

    because he's my buddy to save me.

    756

    00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:21.360

    And they show Brett going like, go get him, Holster.

    757

    00:35:21.580 --> 00:35:24.540

    And then they show Hogan body slamming Yoko and pinning him.

    758

    00:35:24.580 --> 00:35:27.820

    And then they cut back to Brett and he goes, yeah, fuck you.

    759

    00:35:31.180 --> 00:35:33.000

    He also has a drink in his hand.

    760

    00:35:33.200 --> 00:35:36.000

    So my thought is they get Brett a little drunk

    761

    00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:38.940

    before he says this stuff or oh, yeah.

    762

    00:35:39.740 --> 00:35:40.680

    Brett just doesn't give a shit.

    763

    00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:41.720

    Either way, I love Brett.

    764

    00:35:43.000 --> 00:35:46.720

    So, um, WrestleMania nine, dude, what the fuck terrible.

    765

    00:35:47.340 --> 00:35:51.320

    And it's so interesting because so many people say the same thing,

    766

    00:35:51.380 --> 00:35:55.960

    which is like even as a kid, you knew that wasn't good.

    767

    00:35:56.520 --> 00:35:57.380

    You knew that wasn't good.

    768

    00:35:57.380 --> 00:35:58.700

    And I felt the same way.

    769

    00:35:58.720 --> 00:36:01.860

    I was like 11 when it happened and I was like, that wasn't good.

    770

    00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:03.880

    No, Larry Line.

    771

    00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:05.840

    I don't like praising Haman because fuck him.

    772

    00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:08.780

    But he also also he made that Brock Goldberg feud.

    773

    00:36:08.780 --> 00:36:11.280

    Him a mania shouting he's in position, Brock

    774

    00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:12.840

    and selling everything like death.

    775

    00:36:12.960 --> 00:36:14.000

    Yeah, totally agree.

    776

    00:36:14.640 --> 00:36:15.860

    I will say this, look.

    777

    00:36:17.060 --> 00:36:20.220

    We are taking the shittiness of the people out of this equation.

    778

    00:36:20.240 --> 00:36:21.680

    OK, because like I agree.

    779

    00:36:21.760 --> 00:36:23.520

    Fuck Paul Amon. He's a piece of shit.

    780

    00:36:23.580 --> 00:36:26.500

    Yeah, he's a horrible human being on a lot of levels.

    781

    00:36:26.660 --> 00:36:28.180

    He ruined people's careers.

    782

    00:36:28.560 --> 00:36:29.780

    He ruined people's finances.

    783

    00:36:30.020 --> 00:36:32.640

    He did a whole bunch of terrible things, but he was a brilliant guy.

    784

    00:36:33.180 --> 00:36:34.580

    He just was. Oh, sure.

    785

    00:36:34.680 --> 00:36:37.820

    His mind for the business is amazing fucking sociopath.

    786

    00:36:37.820 --> 00:36:41.640

    And you'll find that's true of a lot of people in this business

    787

    00:36:42.120 --> 00:36:45.280

    or anybody in the entertainment business in general.

    788

    00:36:45.520 --> 00:36:46.420

    Yeah. Mm hmm.

    789

    00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:47.540

    Yeah, it's not just wrestling.

    790

    00:36:47.680 --> 00:36:49.100

    So who do you got up next degree?

    791

    00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:53.620

    Oh, I have a guy that is one of my very, very favorite wrestlers.

    792

    00:36:53.660 --> 00:36:56.520

    As a matter of fact, Eddie Kingston.

    793

    00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:59.820

    OK, I don't think we're going to get a lot of arguments.

    794

    00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:03.700

    A lot of people telling me that Eddie Kingston is the excellence of execution.

    795

    00:37:04.020 --> 00:37:06.480

    He's not. But goddamn, dude,

    796

    00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:10.720

    when that fucking music hits and that dude walks out to the ring, I'm in.

    797

    00:37:10.980 --> 00:37:13.860

    I don't know if people ever bothered to smarten him up

    798

    00:37:13.860 --> 00:37:17.320

    and let him know that wrestling is not real, because when he cuts promos.

    799

    00:37:18.600 --> 00:37:20.620

    I mean, they're just they're nuts.

    800

    00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:25.700

    But Kingston has that ability to connect with people on,

    801

    00:37:25.820 --> 00:37:27.560

    you know, and it's the same thing that Dusty Rhodes had.

    802

    00:37:27.580 --> 00:37:29.720

    And, you know, all the guys that we're talking about

    803

    00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:34.380

    where you just buy into it and you want him to succeed.

    804

    00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:35.900

    And you've you've said this in the past.

    805

    00:37:35.900 --> 00:37:39.220

    He sells like no one else, you know, like

    806

    00:37:40.060 --> 00:37:43.000

    and when you see someone at that weak point

    807

    00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:45.960

    and then you watch them and you they're coming back

    808

    00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:48.460

    and you look at Eddie Kingston and Kingston's physique

    809

    00:37:48.460 --> 00:37:50.060

    is a lot like my physique.

    810

    00:37:50.460 --> 00:37:51.300

    You know what I mean?

    811

    00:37:52.200 --> 00:37:55.280

    He may even be a little bit rounder in the belly area than me,

    812

    00:37:55.560 --> 00:37:56.840

    but not much.

    813

    00:37:57.980 --> 00:38:00.780

    And you see that and that's a dude you can you can buy into.

    814

    00:38:00.940 --> 00:38:02.660

    You can connect with that and like.

    815

    00:38:03.380 --> 00:38:06.960

    He just he draws you in and he doesn't have to wrestle that well.

    816

    00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:11.420

    And he doesn't wrestle very well, but God damn, dude,

    817

    00:38:11.420 --> 00:38:13.420

    he's one of my all time favorites, you know?

    818

    00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:14.560

    Yeah, yeah.

    819

    00:38:15.080 --> 00:38:16.240

    That's same story.

    820

    00:38:16.380 --> 00:38:18.340

    I mean, I'm just telling the same story over and over.

    821

    00:38:18.640 --> 00:38:21.440

    Oh, but like, you know, I would agree with Blair Lynn here.

    822

    00:38:21.560 --> 00:38:24.140

    Eddie can work more than anyone previously mentioned,

    823

    00:38:24.180 --> 00:38:26.700

    but like compared to his promos and attitude, it's not close.

    824

    00:38:26.960 --> 00:38:29.420

    His appeal is 80 20 in promo favor, Eddie.

    825

    00:38:29.560 --> 00:38:32.160

    So what I would say is Eddie reminds me of Taz

    826

    00:38:32.160 --> 00:38:34.560

    because Taz was a great worker,

    827

    00:38:35.200 --> 00:38:38.400

    but Taz only did things he could do well, right?

    828

    00:38:38.400 --> 00:38:39.660

    Like he didn't do shit.

    829

    00:38:40.160 --> 00:38:41.640

    He didn't take a lot of risks in the ring.

    830

    00:38:42.200 --> 00:38:43.340

    The spinning back fist.

    831

    00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:45.120

    Eddie makes you believe in it.

    832

    00:38:45.560 --> 00:38:47.060

    The the suit sometimes

    833

    00:38:47.780 --> 00:38:50.060

    there's been a few he has not connected on very well.

    834

    00:38:50.180 --> 00:38:51.640

    I will I will say, yeah.

    835

    00:38:53.240 --> 00:38:57.380

    But it's yeah, he's not he's he can have a great match

    836

    00:38:57.380 --> 00:39:00.220

    because like his matches with Danielson,

    837

    00:39:00.220 --> 00:39:02.520

    who has a bad match with Danielson, though.

    838

    00:39:02.520 --> 00:39:03.460

    Well, that's true.

    839

    00:39:03.480 --> 00:39:06.520

    His match with Mocks at the end of the seat, too, was really good

    840

    00:39:07.240 --> 00:39:10.080

    because a lot of your match takes place right here.

    841

    00:39:10.080 --> 00:39:10.960

    Well, you know what I mean?

    842

    00:39:11.020 --> 00:39:13.380

    And it's it's all very cerebral. Yes.

    843

    00:39:13.380 --> 00:39:17.260

    And I think part of the appeal of Eddie Kingston is the selling

    844

    00:39:17.260 --> 00:39:21.060

    because there's a reason the guy started off came into a W main event

    845

    00:39:21.060 --> 00:39:23.040

    at a pay per view against Moxley as a heel.

    846

    00:39:23.720 --> 00:39:28.140

    But they had the turning baby face is because he can speak from the heart.

    847

    00:39:28.140 --> 00:39:31.960

    He is the Dusty Rhodes of this era, like he.

    848

    00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:32.760

    Oh, absolutely.

    849

    00:39:32.940 --> 00:39:35.360

    Is that common man that can reach out

    850

    00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:40.360

    and touch you with his just his words and his emotion?

    851

    00:39:40.380 --> 00:39:41.160

    He's real.

    852

    00:39:41.420 --> 00:39:45.880

    And you can feel the realness, you know, going back to that dusty thing.

    853

    00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:49.000

    And I have literally watched matches where Barry Windham

    854

    00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:54.060

    has Dusty Rhodes in a headlock or a claw for 20 minutes straight.

    855

    00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:57.040

    And I'm not even joking.

    856

    00:39:57.040 --> 00:40:00.020

    I mean, it is 20 minutes like.

    857

    00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:03.680

    Yeah. And it's it's the first.

    858

    00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:06.820

    And I know some people criticize this, you know, because it's old nowadays.

    859

    00:40:07.120 --> 00:40:12.400

    But the second hand drop and just knowing exactly when exactly how far

    860

    00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:15.120

    you know, it's that that story.

    861

    00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:17.660

    The match doesn't always happen in the ring.

    862

    00:40:17.680 --> 00:40:18.580

    It happens in your head.

    863

    00:40:18.720 --> 00:40:20.280

    It happens in their head. You know what I mean?

    864

    00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:22.680

    The reason that professional wrestling.

    865

    00:40:23.240 --> 00:40:24.400

    You just said it so well.

    866

    00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:27.680

    The reason that professional wrestling is one of the greatest art forms

    867

    00:40:27.680 --> 00:40:31.600

    of all time is because so much happens in your head

    868

    00:40:31.600 --> 00:40:35.480

    as you're watching it and it either gets validated,

    869

    00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:38.120

    which makes you feel like, oh, I love this.

    870

    00:40:38.240 --> 00:40:40.220

    They understand me, right?

    871

    00:40:40.380 --> 00:40:43.680

    What I want to see or they surprise you and you have this bullshit.

    872

    00:40:44.100 --> 00:40:45.460

    Like I didn't, you know,

    873

    00:40:45.860 --> 00:40:47.980

    I didn't want Kenny Omega to lose to MJF.

    874

    00:40:47.980 --> 00:40:49.160

    That was me. Right.

    875

    00:40:49.860 --> 00:40:53.940

    Yeah. But then I'm there three days later and Darby wins.

    876

    00:40:53.940 --> 00:40:55.700

    Right. So like.

    877

    00:40:56.740 --> 00:41:00.020

    It it's a mental game, even as a fan, it's a mental game.

    878

    00:41:00.220 --> 00:41:03.820

    Well, and you know, you bring Darby, so, OK, I'll just get into it

    879

    00:41:03.820 --> 00:41:05.400

    because I was going to bring this up at one point.

    880

    00:41:05.600 --> 00:41:07.440

    The match he had with MJF.

    881

    00:41:08.500 --> 00:41:11.180

    Nobody's going to accuse that of being, you know,

    882

    00:41:11.180 --> 00:41:15.360

    you're not going to say it's a five star match, whatever the Tokyo Dome.

    883

    00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:20.400

    But it was a five star match for that night, that moment.

    884

    00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:24.220

    The two hours that had progressed prior to the bell ringing.

    885

    00:41:25.180 --> 00:41:28.900

    If you're judging it in that little microcosm, it was a fucking amazing.

    886

    00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:30.940

    But see that. And that is another thing.

    887

    00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:33.120

    So we talked about Hogan. We talked about Dusty.

    888

    00:41:33.160 --> 00:41:35.560

    We talked about a lot of these guys where, you know,

    889

    00:41:35.560 --> 00:41:38.100

    what's going to happen, but you still want to see it.

    890

    00:41:39.040 --> 00:41:43.620

    You knew Darby was winning that title after that opening promo, you knew.

    891

    00:41:43.720 --> 00:41:47.140

    And then when he saw the thing with Sting, you knew he was winning.

    892

    00:41:47.340 --> 00:41:50.180

    Right. They were telling you he's going to win.

    893

    00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:55.600

    Right. It didn't change anything for me, though, if anything, I got more excited

    894

    00:41:55.600 --> 00:41:59.320

    because I know I'm about to see Darby Allen win the world title, you know.

    895

    00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:02.400

    Well, because it's one of those things where when it happened, it was like.

    896

    00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:04.100

    Oh, I think he might.

    897

    00:42:04.240 --> 00:42:05.300

    I think he might win tonight.

    898

    00:42:05.640 --> 00:42:07.620

    No, no, I'm not going to let myself believe it,

    899

    00:42:07.620 --> 00:42:10.260

    because if I let myself believe it, I'll get excited and I'll get let down.

    900

    00:42:10.740 --> 00:42:14.260

    So but then, like you said, that opening promo with MJF,

    901

    00:42:14.640 --> 00:42:18.440

    the shit in the ring when Darby cries and you're like, oh, this is happening.

    902

    00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:19.720

    This is really happening.

    903

    00:42:21.020 --> 00:42:22.640

    But you still it's like, I don't want to believe it.

    904

    00:42:22.640 --> 00:42:23.340

    I don't want to believe it.

    905

    00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:26.480

    By the time you saw Sting, there was that was a done deal.

    906

    00:42:26.800 --> 00:42:27.600

    Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah.

    907

    00:42:27.720 --> 00:42:29.160

    There was no you couldn't.

    908

    00:42:29.340 --> 00:42:31.620

    You couldn't question it anymore at that point.

    909

    00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:34.820

    And then it was just please let me have it.

    910

    00:42:34.900 --> 00:42:37.620

    And doing that match that fast like that.

    911

    00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:39.520

    Exactly the right way to. I thought so.

    912

    00:42:39.600 --> 00:42:42.360

    And I think the surprise was the right way to do it, too.

    913

    00:42:43.020 --> 00:42:47.200

    But yeah, I think if you had built that up in a month long feud,

    914

    00:42:47.900 --> 00:42:51.080

    I think it would not have had the impact that it has.

    915

    00:42:51.260 --> 00:42:54.560

    Well, and I think the way the way that it sends a cool message, too,

    916

    00:42:54.560 --> 00:42:58.500

    which is like, hey, look, anything can happen in a W at any time.

    917

    00:42:58.560 --> 00:43:02.120

    You know, the world champion anything may not be paying attention

    918

    00:43:02.120 --> 00:43:04.620

    and realize he has a match that night that he didn't know about.

    919

    00:43:04.980 --> 00:43:07.000

    And he might lose the title because of it.

    920

    00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:09.800

    You know, like, well, and then it's that whole thing

    921

    00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:13.120

    that we talk about with Eddie and Dusty and Darby's got it, too.

    922

    00:43:13.620 --> 00:43:17.420

    If you're that guy and you connect with him and you're that kid

    923

    00:43:17.420 --> 00:43:19.980

    who's maybe a little bit of an outsider, a little bit of a weirdo,

    924

    00:43:19.980 --> 00:43:23.540

    and and you're in high school and you see your fucking boy

    925

    00:43:23.540 --> 00:43:28.120

    win the world title, man, I'm 49 and I fucking had to stay.

    926

    00:43:28.260 --> 00:43:29.380

    I couldn't go to bed after.

    927

    00:43:29.720 --> 00:43:31.920

    I know, I know. I was so geeked.

    928

    00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:33.300

    I had to watch it a second time.

    929

    00:43:33.580 --> 00:43:35.480

    I was there. It's that connection.

    930

    00:43:35.600 --> 00:43:36.620

    And then I came home.

    931

    00:43:36.820 --> 00:43:40.060

    It's a 45 minute drive to get back to my place, got home.

    932

    00:43:40.060 --> 00:43:40.920

    And then I turned it on.

    933

    00:43:40.920 --> 00:43:45.340

    I watched the entire match like four times in a row,

    934

    00:43:45.440 --> 00:43:50.100

    just because it was like just I want to relive that moment, you know,

    935

    00:43:50.120 --> 00:43:54.020

    and the pop when he counts three and the guy when they show the guy

    936

    00:43:54.020 --> 00:43:58.820

    is like, oh, like, he can't believe it, you know, and that, you know,

    937

    00:43:58.820 --> 00:44:01.040

    I wish there was a better name than sports entertainment

    938

    00:44:01.040 --> 00:44:04.820

    because it's almost like that match lasted two hours.

    939

    00:44:04.940 --> 00:44:07.580

    The match itself was five minutes, but it was two hours.

    940

    00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:09.740

    That's the sports entertainment. Yeah.

    941

    00:44:11.120 --> 00:44:13.960

    But maybe if somebody else came up with a better word,

    942

    00:44:14.820 --> 00:44:18.260

    Skewered Universe, Eddie Kingston isn't a technical powerhouse,

    943

    00:44:18.260 --> 00:44:20.820

    but he's an everyman. Very much so.

    944

    00:44:21.180 --> 00:44:22.140

    Absolutely. Benny the Bear.

    945

    00:44:22.160 --> 00:44:23.320

    Eddie's definitely an everyman.

    946

    00:44:23.460 --> 00:44:26.120

    But, oh, boy, does he change the mood when that music hits.

    947

    00:44:26.220 --> 00:44:27.100

    Yep. Yep.

    948

    00:44:27.760 --> 00:44:29.640

    And Eddie, he walks out the way he does.

    949

    00:44:29.680 --> 00:44:33.200

    The walk is just as big a part of it because it's the no bullshit walk.

    950

    00:44:33.540 --> 00:44:35.280

    Yeah, he's not like pop.

    951

    00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:36.880

    He's not doing anything to the crowd.

    952

    00:44:37.200 --> 00:44:38.200

    He just comes straight out.

    953

    00:44:38.280 --> 00:44:40.740

    No, he's just he's coming to beat the shit out of you.

    954

    00:44:41.740 --> 00:44:43.180

    Always never says Kinks.

    955

    00:44:43.580 --> 00:44:45.260

    And speaking of which, hello, always never.

    956

    00:44:45.540 --> 00:44:47.660

    Kingston is like if the Brooklyn Brawler got to win,

    957

    00:44:47.680 --> 00:44:48.800

    his promos are amazing.

    958

    00:44:48.840 --> 00:44:52.220

    Dude makes you believe he does. He does.

    959

    00:44:53.080 --> 00:44:54.660

    Eddie Kingston is a wrestler, a pippin.

    960

    00:44:54.880 --> 00:44:57.260

    Eddie Kingston is a wrestler who has the least amount of gimmick ever.

    961

    00:44:57.360 --> 00:45:00.200

    I 100% believe that dude is just who you see.

    962

    00:45:00.500 --> 00:45:03.320

    I think maybe the ultimate best worst wrestler might be Mick Foley.

    963

    00:45:04.700 --> 00:45:09.320

    Foley, I will say, is a much more deceptively good worker than

    964

    00:45:09.320 --> 00:45:12.220

    and I only realized it years later.

    965

    00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:15.220

    But you go back and you watch his stuff and you're like, man, that dude,

    966

    00:45:15.520 --> 00:45:17.000

    he really didn't know what he was doing.

    967

    00:45:18.040 --> 00:45:20.720

    Blurry Line seven, Eddie's weakness is that he kind of loves A.J.

    968

    00:45:20.720 --> 00:45:24.400

    P.W. a bit too much, but he's not skilled enough to do that style one to one.

    969

    00:45:24.740 --> 00:45:26.340

    I would agree. I would agree.

    970

    00:45:27.420 --> 00:45:30.820

    Yeah. I mean, Eddie almost reminds me of like.

    971

    00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:32.620

    You and your buddies.

    972

    00:45:33.060 --> 00:45:36.320

    And this is insulting because he's because he is better than this.

    973

    00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:39.560

    But it's just like, yeah, his moves don't always look the best,

    974

    00:45:39.580 --> 00:45:41.660

    like your buddies hanging out, wrestling or whatever.

    975

    00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:43.660

    But he can do all of them.

    976

    00:45:43.660 --> 00:45:44.160

    You know what I mean?

    977

    00:45:44.160 --> 00:45:47.500

    He just don't ever look as great as when other people.

    978

    00:45:47.540 --> 00:45:52.220

    Well, he's not the athlete that Masawa or Kobashi or, you know,

    979

    00:45:52.340 --> 00:45:55.340

    June Nakayama is, you know, it's right.

    980

    00:45:55.400 --> 00:45:57.040

    Your universe says that he deserved a better run

    981

    00:45:57.040 --> 00:45:59.940

    as the first continental champion and triple crown champion. I agree.

    982

    00:46:00.900 --> 00:46:02.720

    Yeah. Also, did he get injured?

    983

    00:46:02.720 --> 00:46:05.760

    Is that what they just that just kind of did?

    984

    00:46:05.760 --> 00:46:08.500

    He did get injured, but he lost the belt before that.

    985

    00:46:08.820 --> 00:46:10.580

    He lost all the belts before that.

    986

    00:46:10.600 --> 00:46:12.280

    Yeah. Yeah. Like one at a time.

    987

    00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:12.920

    I remember that.

    988

    00:46:12.940 --> 00:46:16.720

    And it was just weird because Tony, like, hyped the triple crown so much.

    989

    00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:19.260

    And it was like, it just kind of fits.

    990

    00:46:19.380 --> 00:46:22.060

    Yeah. It's like, don't don't ever say that again.

    991

    00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:24.400

    Like, especially with belts, you don't control.

    992

    00:46:25.540 --> 00:46:27.460

    Like, you know, New Japan controlled one of those titles.

    993

    00:46:27.520 --> 00:46:28.960

    And then Tony controlled the other two.

    994

    00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:30.920

    He had the Ring of Honor title, the Continental title

    995

    00:46:30.920 --> 00:46:32.840

    and the New Japan strong title.

    996

    00:46:32.840 --> 00:46:34.000

    Screw universe.

    997

    00:46:34.200 --> 00:46:36.660

    I like the Eddie looks like a guy that gets into fights at bars all the time.

    998

    00:46:36.680 --> 00:46:38.800

    It just happens to know some wrestling moves. Very true.

    999

    00:46:39.420 --> 00:46:40.980

    Larry line, the way they telegraphed

    1000

    00:46:40.980 --> 00:46:43.120

    are be winning is mankind's winning the world title tonight.

    1001

    00:46:43.120 --> 00:46:44.680

    That'll put butts in seat situation.

    1002

    00:46:44.900 --> 00:46:48.180

    Like, yes, yes, it will put butts in seats. Yeah, absolutely.

    1003

    00:46:48.460 --> 00:46:49.620

    It did screw the universe.

    1004

    00:46:49.780 --> 00:46:51.780

    I remember when Orange Cassidy won a match during a picture

    1005

    00:46:51.780 --> 00:46:53.660

    and picture break in like year one or two.

    1006

    00:46:54.160 --> 00:46:56.000

    Yes, he did. Yeah, I do.

    1007

    00:46:56.060 --> 00:46:58.440

    Blair Lyons said against Jack Evans.

    1008

    00:46:58.600 --> 00:47:02.180

    Yeah, it was one with a small package during the picture and picture.

    1009

    00:47:02.180 --> 00:47:04.020

    Yeah, I remember that.

    1010

    00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:10.160

    Blair Lyon, I prefer wrestling theater to describe sports,

    1011

    00:47:10.280 --> 00:47:13.020

    entertaining things without alluding to WWE's branding.

    1012

    00:47:14.040 --> 00:47:16.140

    Yeah, always never Eddie dessert.

    1013

    00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:17.680

    Can't say definitely needed a better run.

    1014

    00:47:17.700 --> 00:47:19.660

    He lost the bells way too quick.

    1015

    00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:22.380

    Blair Lyon, I did get to see Eddie in person with all the bells

    1016

    00:47:22.380 --> 00:47:23.820

    and it was sick, I must admit.

    1017

    00:47:24.280 --> 00:47:26.440

    Yeah, no, I mean, seeing him with those bells was cool.

    1018

    00:47:26.520 --> 00:47:29.540

    I just wish there had a

    1019

    00:47:30.500 --> 00:47:31.900

    I wish they had a more

    1020

    00:47:32.460 --> 00:47:35.840

    more of a plan in mind for what they were doing with that. Yeah.

    1021

    00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:40.500

    We have a bunch more picks, so we were going to motor through some of these.

    1022

    00:47:40.920 --> 00:47:41.700

    You do, at least.

    1023

    00:47:41.920 --> 00:47:43.280

    Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.

    1024

    00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:44.820

    You didn't come prepared at all.

    1025

    00:47:45.240 --> 00:47:47.540

    I did not know this was my idea.

    1026

    00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:50.960

    Yeah, you came up with a theme of the show and then I did.

    1027

    00:47:51.020 --> 00:47:52.800

    And then I took all the notes. Yeah, exactly.

    1028

    00:47:52.940 --> 00:47:55.740

    And then you well, I mean, that's why I knew this is why it's like

    1029

    00:47:56.980 --> 00:47:59.960

    it's a it's like you're the worker, you know what I mean?

    1030

    00:47:59.960 --> 00:48:01.440

    And I'm like, you're Sid.

    1031

    00:48:01.520 --> 00:48:03.460

    I'm like, you're just there.

    1032

    00:48:03.660 --> 00:48:04.840

    You're not the role. Yeah, I'm just a bit.

    1033

    00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:08.040

    I'm reading a Terry Funk by autobiography right now.

    1034

    00:48:08.040 --> 00:48:09.760

    And he talks about Dustin quite a lot.

    1035

    00:48:09.820 --> 00:48:10.900

    Dusty Rose's voice.

    1036

    00:48:11.540 --> 00:48:13.060

    The narrator tries to do a dusty.

    1037

    00:48:13.200 --> 00:48:13.860

    It's really bad.

    1038

    00:48:14.260 --> 00:48:17.660

    But let's but it was written in 2005.

    1039

    00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:22.380

    So it's like very like complimentary to WWE and Vince McMahon

    1040

    00:48:23.420 --> 00:48:27.520

    because at that time, like if you go back and you watch those

    1041

    00:48:27.520 --> 00:48:30.600

    documentaries that were all made about the AWA world class,

    1042

    00:48:30.660 --> 00:48:33.220

    they'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm glad Vince drove us out of business.

    1043

    00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:36.420

    Like, yeah, it was it was great that Vince is the only person

    1044

    00:48:36.420 --> 00:48:38.880

    who's got a major wrestling promotion anymore.

    1045

    00:48:39.240 --> 00:48:40.220

    Monopolies are awesome.

    1046

    00:48:40.980 --> 00:48:44.400

    Losing all my money and my farm and my family was worth it.

    1047

    00:48:44.500 --> 00:48:46.560

    It was fantastic. Vince is in control now.

    1048

    00:48:47.160 --> 00:48:50.280

    Well, believe it or not, another guy who is in the WWE

    1049

    00:48:50.280 --> 00:48:54.960

    Hall of Fame that was derided for years and years and years.

    1050

    00:48:57.320 --> 00:48:58.880

    The total package Lex Luger.

    1051

    00:49:00.460 --> 00:49:03.240

    This guy was Dave Meltzer.

    1052

    00:49:03.680 --> 00:49:07.460

    You know, even in PWI, sometimes they'd throw a little shade at Lex.

    1053

    00:49:08.200 --> 00:49:13.420

    Yes, he was a steroided freak who was built like a bodybuilder.

    1054

    00:49:13.460 --> 00:49:15.920

    I think that was new and made a lot of people uncomfortable

    1055

    00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:19.040

    in wrestling, quite frankly, and it was derivative of Vince,

    1056

    00:49:19.120 --> 00:49:20.780

    you know, and people didn't like Vince.

    1057

    00:49:20.780 --> 00:49:25.340

    I was just going to say it was it was Vince encroaching into NWA territory.

    1058

    00:49:25.460 --> 00:49:28.880

    And so then when people who aren't even in WWF are like starting to look

    1059

    00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:33.380

    like that, you know, because Luger came up in Florida and then went to Crockett.

    1060

    00:49:33.520 --> 00:49:36.220

    I think that rubs some people the wrong way.

    1061

    00:49:36.860 --> 00:49:39.700

    Luger had some mannerisms that I found hilarious.

    1062

    00:49:40.120 --> 00:49:43.080

    Degree and I talk all the time about how when he's giving a promo,

    1063

    00:49:43.460 --> 00:49:47.600

    he's like, I am one of the best in professional wrestling.

    1064

    00:49:47.600 --> 00:49:51.760

    And Ric Flair is going to see what professional wrestling is

    1065

    00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:53.300

    when he gets in the ring with the total package.

    1066

    00:49:53.340 --> 00:49:55.120

    But he always does this thing with his finger.

    1067

    00:49:55.960 --> 00:50:01.200

    Also, Lex does this frantic breathing thing that I find hilarious,

    1068

    00:50:01.240 --> 00:50:03.880

    which is he's been wrestling for literally two minutes.

    1069

    00:50:03.880 --> 00:50:10.350

    He's going he's like breathing through his mouth like it's a backstroke

    1070

    00:50:10.350 --> 00:50:12.330

    or something like it's really it's really weird.

    1071

    00:50:13.830 --> 00:50:17.970

    But Lex could do 60 minutes with Ric Flair and he did it a lot.

    1072

    00:50:17.970 --> 00:50:19.050

    He did a lot.

    1073

    00:50:19.710 --> 00:50:23.230

    Now, I'm not saying that Lex could,

    1074

    00:50:25.010 --> 00:50:26.570

    you know, that he was a great worker,

    1075

    00:50:26.570 --> 00:50:28.790

    but I don't think he was a bad worker.

    1076

    00:50:30.290 --> 00:50:32.270

    His stuff looked good that he did.

    1077

    00:50:32.670 --> 00:50:36.210

    We watched what what was the one we watched for the hard way.

    1078

    00:50:36.210 --> 00:50:37.590

    Capital combat was Luger versus.

    1079

    00:50:38.050 --> 00:50:40.450

    What's that? Well, actually, we watched Wrestleware 90,

    1080

    00:50:41.130 --> 00:50:44.270

    which what was one where he thought Flair that was that was him

    1081

    00:50:44.270 --> 00:50:47.010

    versus Flair with Sting in the in the crutches, you know,

    1082

    00:50:47.670 --> 00:50:51.230

    dude, that that match was what changed my mind about Luger,

    1083

    00:50:51.350 --> 00:50:52.210

    because I was the same thing.

    1084

    00:50:52.210 --> 00:50:55.070

    I always I looked at Luger, my main memories.

    1085

    00:50:55.090 --> 00:50:58.750

    I didn't like the narcissist or the well, the narcissist was better.

    1086

    00:50:58.750 --> 00:51:01.290

    But like the all American shit, I didn't really care for it.

    1087

    00:51:01.290 --> 00:51:03.730

    And then he just seemed like he was phoning it in

    1088

    00:51:03.730 --> 00:51:06.270

    pretty much the whole NWO era.

    1089

    00:51:06.710 --> 00:51:08.570

    But like going back and watching that.

    1090

    00:51:08.570 --> 00:51:11.490

    And yeah, maybe Ric Flair was carrying him through that match.

    1091

    00:51:11.510 --> 00:51:13.510

    But that was a good ass match, dude.

    1092

    00:51:13.530 --> 00:51:16.950

    And Luger was like, I was into him by the end of that.

    1093

    00:51:16.950 --> 00:51:21.010

    There's a guy and even a former tag team partner of Lex Luger

    1094

    00:51:21.010 --> 00:51:24.810

    that I have on my list that will get to same thing.

    1095

    00:51:24.830 --> 00:51:27.970

    You may have had to carry him, but he had the athleticism

    1096

    00:51:27.970 --> 00:51:30.130

    to be carried to that to that level.

    1097

    00:51:30.470 --> 00:51:33.490

    And Luger, you can't wrestle for 60 minutes

    1098

    00:51:33.490 --> 00:51:36.230

    if you don't have a shitload of stamina.

    1099

    00:51:37.490 --> 00:51:39.550

    I was listening to

    1100

    00:51:41.170 --> 00:51:44.050

    a podcast and somebody put forth a theory.

    1101

    00:51:44.790 --> 00:51:47.650

    That what if when Sting got hurt in 90?

    1102

    00:51:48.770 --> 00:51:51.970

    You have Lex win against Flair

    1103

    00:51:53.890 --> 00:51:57.630

    and then you have Lex turn on Sting like they do.

    1104

    00:51:57.830 --> 00:52:00.030

    Maybe the rest of were finished, they do that.

    1105

    00:52:01.490 --> 00:52:05.430

    Where Sting, you know, slaps him and Lex gets counted out to defend him.

    1106

    00:52:05.730 --> 00:52:09.210

    Then in that cage match where they lift the fucking gauge

    1107

    00:52:09.210 --> 00:52:12.570

    and the horsemen get disqualified in a cage match.

    1108

    00:52:13.410 --> 00:52:17.290

    Wasn't that you that put forth that idea for somebody else?

    1109

    00:52:17.290 --> 00:52:18.530

    I was just echoing them.

    1110

    00:52:18.890 --> 00:52:19.770

    Well, you just did it.

    1111

    00:52:19.770 --> 00:52:23.510

    You echoed it on another podcast because I was on that podcast.

    1112

    00:52:24.070 --> 00:52:28.130

    But what if they had had Lex win that cage match? Yeah.

    1113

    00:52:28.710 --> 00:52:31.550

    And then Lex, after just turning babyface,

    1114

    00:52:31.570 --> 00:52:34.570

    immediately turns on Sting because Sting's getting the title shot at him.

    1115

    00:52:35.450 --> 00:52:39.130

    Yeah, I think WCW does so much better business

    1116

    00:52:39.130 --> 00:52:41.650

    if they if they move forward with that.

    1117

    00:52:41.650 --> 00:52:45.650

    And Flair has very loudly declared that he said he wouldn't lose anybody.

    1118

    00:52:45.770 --> 00:52:47.770

    But Steve Borden, because that's what he promised him.

    1119

    00:52:48.250 --> 00:52:52.190

    But I think it could have been more interesting to have Lex lose it to Sting.

    1120

    00:52:52.330 --> 00:52:54.310

    It as much as.

    1121

    00:52:55.110 --> 00:52:55.930

    It would have.

    1122

    00:52:55.990 --> 00:52:59.470

    I mean, yes, Flair losing to Sting would have made Sting the man,

    1123

    00:52:59.470 --> 00:53:01.030

    obviously, because Flair was the man.

    1124

    00:53:01.450 --> 00:53:02.710

    But that would have been a better story.

    1125

    00:53:02.710 --> 00:53:05.730

    And it would well, considering what we got, which was nothing,

    1126

    00:53:06.110 --> 00:53:08.670

    you know, which was we have a black scorpion.

    1127

    00:53:09.870 --> 00:53:12.510

    Right, you know, like, no.

    1128

    00:53:13.590 --> 00:53:16.650

    Yeah, let's see what the folks are saying in here.

    1129

    00:53:17.790 --> 00:53:18.950

    In speaking about your pets,

    1130

    00:53:19.110 --> 00:53:21.670

    Blair Lyon says at least his pets are allowed in the same room as him,

    1131

    00:53:21.970 --> 00:53:23.110

    unlike his human kids.

    1132

    00:53:23.970 --> 00:53:25.910

    That's just part of being on this show.

    1133

    00:53:25.990 --> 00:53:27.290

    The kids are not you.

    1134

    00:53:27.290 --> 00:53:28.910

    You don't acknowledge them. You don't talk to them.

    1135

    00:53:28.930 --> 00:53:29.810

    If you have children,

    1136

    00:53:30.030 --> 00:53:32.830

    you pretend they don't exist when you're on the show. No.

    1137

    00:53:33.050 --> 00:53:35.370

    Billy Luger was way cooler in Florida

    1138

    00:53:35.370 --> 00:53:37.710

    when he had that five o'clock shadow beard in the headband.

    1139

    00:53:37.710 --> 00:53:38.770

    It's a deep cut.

    1140

    00:53:38.870 --> 00:53:40.270

    But I know exactly what you're talking about.

    1141

    00:53:40.310 --> 00:53:40.970

    And I agree.

    1142

    00:53:41.590 --> 00:53:43.210

    And I think he was Lex Lugar.

    1143

    00:53:43.610 --> 00:53:44.330

    Lex Lugar.

    1144

    00:53:44.350 --> 00:53:46.430

    They just pronounced it that way.

    1145

    00:53:47.470 --> 00:53:49.370

    No, they did not pronounce it that way, but that's how it was.

    1146

    00:53:49.530 --> 00:53:50.530

    Oh, was it? Really?

    1147

    00:53:51.230 --> 00:53:53.870

    Well, it was in this wrestling superstars book

    1148

    00:53:53.870 --> 00:53:55.990

    I got at a school book fair as a kid.

    1149

    00:53:56.270 --> 00:53:59.030

    But I don't know if that was really accurate or not.

    1150

    00:53:59.190 --> 00:54:01.330

    Dude, school book fairs ruled so fucking hard.

    1151

    00:54:01.350 --> 00:54:03.110

    It was actually called Wrestling Superstars 2.

    1152

    00:54:03.110 --> 00:54:05.690

    And that's and it was like I learned about a lot of wrestling.

    1153

    00:54:05.690 --> 00:54:08.290

    Bradley would sell that at a no.

    1154

    00:54:08.650 --> 00:54:12.290

    And it had guys in it like like the fabulous ones.

    1155

    00:54:12.290 --> 00:54:13.310

    And like, I'm trying to think.

    1156

    00:54:13.470 --> 00:54:15.410

    I wish I thought I wish I could find it now.

    1157

    00:54:15.410 --> 00:54:17.730

    Do they have like bloody people all over it and stuff?

    1158

    00:54:18.370 --> 00:54:21.970

    No, it was just it was I had like red and orange lettering on the front.

    1159

    00:54:22.130 --> 00:54:23.450

    They kind of look like cowboy letters.

    1160

    00:54:23.750 --> 00:54:25.290

    And it said Wrestling Superstars 2.

    1161

    00:54:25.370 --> 00:54:27.710

    And I know I think flair was in it.

    1162

    00:54:28.190 --> 00:54:29.630

    I don't know. There was nothing bloody.

    1163

    00:54:29.770 --> 00:54:33.090

    No, I don't think it was like one of those things

    1164

    00:54:33.090 --> 00:54:36.430

    Bill after did it as a side project kind of a thing, you know,

    1165

    00:54:36.590 --> 00:54:37.930

    like that big hardcover book.

    1166

    00:54:38.230 --> 00:54:39.370

    I have that on my shelf.

    1167

    00:54:39.770 --> 00:54:42.190

    Whatever you're I don't know what the title of that book is.

    1168

    00:54:42.350 --> 00:54:46.130

    Your universe says I hated the narcissist Lex Luger gimmick.

    1169

    00:54:46.210 --> 00:54:48.130

    I think not enough people remember how bad that was.

    1170

    00:54:48.150 --> 00:54:50.690

    I agree. Here's here's OK.

    1171

    00:54:50.830 --> 00:54:52.470

    Here's how bad it really is.

    1172

    00:54:52.510 --> 00:54:55.530

    So Lex is going to do the WBF, right?

    1173

    00:54:56.330 --> 00:55:01.850

    And at WrestleMania eight, they're talking to him on like

    1174

    00:55:03.970 --> 00:55:05.830

    satellite feed or something, right?

    1175

    00:55:06.710 --> 00:55:10.290

    And Bobby Heenan is literally about to come looking

    1176

    00:55:10.290 --> 00:55:15.490

    like talking about Lex's body like he is so over the top

    1177

    00:55:15.490 --> 00:55:17.390

    and like, look at those glutes.

    1178

    00:55:17.450 --> 00:55:19.850

    Look at look at those striations.

    1179

    00:55:19.970 --> 00:55:21.130

    You know, just all this stuff.

    1180

    00:55:21.390 --> 00:55:22.930

    It's like it's wild.

    1181

    00:55:23.190 --> 00:55:25.410

    Like Bobby goes way overboard.

    1182

    00:55:26.630 --> 00:55:30.150

    And then Alex gets in a motorcycle accident and can't do any of it.

    1183

    00:55:30.310 --> 00:55:30.590

    Right.

    1184

    00:55:30.590 --> 00:55:33.190

    But you know, they had him side to the WBF

    1185

    00:55:33.190 --> 00:55:36.710

    because that got around a no compete clause he had with WCW.

    1186

    00:55:38.130 --> 00:55:38.610

    Right.

    1187

    00:55:39.050 --> 00:55:42.190

    And if you look in the chat there, you'll notice that Billy Lalone says,

    1188

    00:55:42.290 --> 00:55:44.410

    I have that book from the school book fair.

    1189

    00:55:44.970 --> 00:55:45.990

    Is that mine?

    1190

    00:55:46.590 --> 00:55:47.990

    Do you have my book?

    1191

    00:55:48.570 --> 00:55:49.750

    It's very possible.

    1192

    00:55:49.990 --> 00:55:50.810

    I just gave it to you.

    1193

    00:55:50.830 --> 00:55:52.630

    You guys can work out show and tell a little later.

    1194

    00:55:52.890 --> 00:55:53.970

    All right. I was.

    1195

    00:55:54.270 --> 00:55:58.270

    Billy also says he was always weirded out by a little by Lex Luger's abs

    1196

    00:55:58.270 --> 00:56:00.910

    because he's had these weird little bumps on the one side.

    1197

    00:56:00.910 --> 00:56:04.230

    And I was always like, what the little what the fuck are those little

    1198

    00:56:04.230 --> 00:56:05.470

    ball bumps in his abs?

    1199

    00:56:06.230 --> 00:56:07.690

    I don't think I'll ever look at him the same.

    1200

    00:56:07.770 --> 00:56:08.270

    Thanks, Billy.

    1201

    00:56:08.790 --> 00:56:09.750

    Well, no, I'm going to start looking.

    1202

    00:56:09.910 --> 00:56:11.430

    Yeah. Now, yeah, that's what I mean.

    1203

    00:56:11.730 --> 00:56:13.570

    So his abs had abs.

    1204

    00:56:13.770 --> 00:56:15.550

    Did you ever consider that?

    1205

    00:56:15.710 --> 00:56:16.250

    Maybe they did.

    1206

    00:56:16.250 --> 00:56:18.250

    Or maybe it was like the boil that was on the side

    1207

    00:56:18.250 --> 00:56:19.390

    of the roads is better.

    1208

    00:56:20.910 --> 00:56:22.150

    You know what I mean?

    1209

    00:56:22.370 --> 00:56:26.050

    Larry Lyne says, Lex, was the hero America deserved,

    1210

    00:56:26.130 --> 00:56:27.550

    whether they want to admit it or not?

    1211

    00:56:27.550 --> 00:56:29.190

    It's it's very true.

    1212

    00:56:29.210 --> 00:56:30.970

    It's very true.

    1213

    00:56:31.990 --> 00:56:34.830

    Luger was a powerhouse that could pull off some impressive wrestling moves

    1214

    00:56:34.830 --> 00:56:35.790

    here and there. I totally agree.

    1215

    00:56:35.850 --> 00:56:37.370

    He could do a dropkick leapfrog.

    1216

    00:56:37.390 --> 00:56:38.230

    He could do stuff.

    1217

    00:56:38.430 --> 00:56:41.110

    He just rarely ever did it.

    1218

    00:56:41.610 --> 00:56:43.990

    They've been said, Lex Luger, wasn't he always thwarted by Superman?

    1219

    00:56:44.130 --> 00:56:49.010

    I mean, yeah, theoretically, he I mean, even Lex Luger in wrestling was.

    1220

    00:56:50.730 --> 00:56:51.770

    Yeah, I do.

    1221

    00:56:51.770 --> 00:56:51.990

    You know what?

    1222

    00:56:51.990 --> 00:56:53.910

    I do have a couple more people on my list, actually.

    1223

    00:56:53.910 --> 00:56:56.110

    I was wrong. Degree doesn't understand you're supposed to work out

    1224

    00:56:56.110 --> 00:56:57.690

    the bugs before going live.

    1225

    00:56:59.230 --> 00:57:01.030

    No, dude, this is all about the bugs.

    1226

    00:57:01.290 --> 00:57:02.510

    Yeah. Are you talking about that?

    1227

    00:57:02.550 --> 00:57:03.690

    It's a very pro bug.

    1228

    00:57:03.890 --> 00:57:05.730

    It's a very pro bug podcast.

    1229

    00:57:06.230 --> 00:57:08.010

    This is a very yeah, this is a seat of your pants.

    1230

    00:57:08.370 --> 00:57:11.310

    That's the thing, dude. This this this is this isn't scripted.

    1231

    00:57:11.350 --> 00:57:12.890

    We don't script our promos.

    1232

    00:57:12.910 --> 00:57:15.390

    You read a script at the beginning of the show.

    1233

    00:57:15.650 --> 00:57:19.090

    Larry Lyne, well, that was one thing that Larry Lyne,

    1234

    00:57:19.150 --> 00:57:21.890

    another suggestion, Kevin Nash, he literally had five moves.

    1235

    00:57:22.190 --> 00:57:25.110

    One of them was tightening his glove in a top speed of eight miles per hour

    1236

    00:57:25.110 --> 00:57:27.830

    downhill, but surrounded himself with folks who could work

    1237

    00:57:27.830 --> 00:57:30.130

    and he could talk 100 percent, 100 percent.

    1238

    00:57:30.130 --> 00:57:31.910

    Yeah, I would put Kevin on that list, too.

    1239

    00:57:32.110 --> 00:57:33.670

    He sucked as a worker.

    1240

    00:57:33.710 --> 00:57:37.110

    He wasn't particularly athletic in a wrestling sense.

    1241

    00:57:37.310 --> 00:57:39.590

    I know he was a good basketball player when he was younger,

    1242

    00:57:40.530 --> 00:57:43.110

    but, you know, he got a knee injury before he ever got

    1243

    00:57:43.110 --> 00:57:45.650

    into the business that kept him from playing basketball.

    1244

    00:57:47.270 --> 00:57:49.510

    I liked Diesel, man. I was a fan.

    1245

    00:57:49.510 --> 00:57:50.890

    Yeah, dude, like I was.

    1246

    00:57:50.890 --> 00:57:53.570

    It's funny that one of his moves was tightening his glove

    1247

    00:57:53.570 --> 00:57:57.010

    because that I remember his whole when Diesel turned heel and he's like,

    1248

    00:57:57.010 --> 00:57:58.190

    I'm still the same guy.

    1249

    00:57:58.190 --> 00:58:00.270

    I just put up the glove. Yeah.

    1250

    00:58:00.550 --> 00:58:01.630

    So, yeah, you're right.

    1251

    00:58:01.750 --> 00:58:03.030

    That really was one of his.

    1252

    00:58:03.150 --> 00:58:06.470

    Larry Lyne says is actually a lost episode of Dax Harwood's podcast.

    1253

    00:58:06.710 --> 00:58:07.330

    It's very true.

    1254

    00:58:07.570 --> 00:58:10.630

    And if you and because there's two things in this world.

    1255

    00:58:10.850 --> 00:58:15.970

    I love my family and my fucking kids, kids like his family.

    1256

    00:58:16.090 --> 00:58:18.650

    I love my wife and I love my daughter.

    1257

    00:58:18.650 --> 00:58:19.950

    Fight like a girl.

    1258

    00:58:20.650 --> 00:58:22.090

    I have a love this business.

    1259

    00:58:22.090 --> 00:58:23.230

    I love this business.

    1260

    00:58:23.670 --> 00:58:25.090

    Tag team wrestling.

    1261

    00:58:25.730 --> 00:58:27.570

    Look, poor cash wheelers over there.

    1262

    00:58:27.570 --> 00:58:29.010

    Just like, well, what about that, too?

    1263

    00:58:29.050 --> 00:58:29.430

    And we've been.

    1264

    00:58:29.710 --> 00:58:32.210

    Yeah, he never says he loves cash, does he?

    1265

    00:58:32.630 --> 00:58:33.490

    No, he never does.

    1266

    00:58:33.610 --> 00:58:34.910

    You know who else didn't love cash?

    1267

    00:58:35.170 --> 00:58:35.810

    Public enemy.

    1268

    00:58:36.130 --> 00:58:37.430

    Who are next on my list?

    1269

    00:58:37.670 --> 00:58:40.150

    Because that was a really good segue.

    1270

    00:58:40.770 --> 00:58:41.490

    Public enemy.

    1271

    00:58:42.130 --> 00:58:45.590

    For whatever reason, I think they were hard to work with in WCW.

    1272

    00:58:45.670 --> 00:58:47.370

    I think they were hard to work with in WWE.

    1273

    00:58:47.590 --> 00:58:48.970

    Maybe they got a big ego.

    1274

    00:58:49.070 --> 00:58:49.750

    I don't know.

    1275

    00:58:50.990 --> 00:58:53.170

    Uh, they weren't very good in the ring.

    1276

    00:58:53.450 --> 00:58:56.150

    OK, they're horrible in the rain.

    1277

    00:58:56.210 --> 00:59:02.570

    But if you watch ECW in 1994 and 95, these guys are charismatic as hell.

    1278

    00:59:03.050 --> 00:59:11.160

    Their promos are goofy, cartoonish, like, oh, look at Johnny.

    1279

    00:59:11.660 --> 00:59:14.940

    It's so stupid, but it's so great.

    1280

    00:59:14.960 --> 00:59:16.120

    It's really compelling.

    1281

    00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:17.240

    Like, it holds up.

    1282

    00:59:17.900 --> 00:59:21.200

    It's just these two little white hoodlums, you know,

    1283

    00:59:21.900 --> 00:59:24.440

    shitty little mustaches, little mustaches.

    1284

    00:59:24.440 --> 00:59:28.380

    Rocco doesn't even have the like little braids in his area.

    1285

    00:59:28.380 --> 00:59:32.540

    He just got this like curly, like shitty hair.

    1286

    00:59:33.440 --> 00:59:38.540

    But that ECW as a whole is an example of like best, worst wrestlers.

    1287

    00:59:38.600 --> 00:59:42.820

    And I mean, it's like what Paul Heyman did was, I mean, everybody says it.

    1288

    00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:46.660

    You hide the you hide the weaknesses and you promote the strengths.

    1289

    00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:50.520

    That entire company could be called best, worst wrestling.

    1290

    00:59:50.520 --> 00:59:56.040

    You know, did you want me to can I use that as a segue into the next guy?

    1291

    00:59:57.120 --> 01:00:00.040

    Yeah, New Jack, because like,

    1292

    01:00:00.040 --> 01:00:02.640

    I don't know if I've ever seen New Jack do a move.

    1293

    01:00:02.720 --> 01:00:03.880

    He vacuums.

    1294

    01:00:04.140 --> 01:00:05.880

    He kind of does a little strut.

    1295

    01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:07.700

    New Jack.

    1296

    01:00:09.120 --> 01:00:10.060

    He could cut it.

    1297

    01:00:10.060 --> 01:00:11.080

    He could cut a great promo.

    1298

    01:00:11.300 --> 01:00:13.280

    Yes, he could. And he should have been in jail.

    1299

    01:00:13.660 --> 01:00:17.120

    Probably. He had five justified homicides.

    1300

    01:00:17.960 --> 01:00:21.020

    And like in the middle of matches,

    1301

    01:00:21.020 --> 01:00:23.660

    he committed crimes like that are not debatable.

    1302

    01:00:23.660 --> 01:00:25.860

    Yeah, that's a mass transit thing.

    1303

    01:00:25.980 --> 01:00:29.320

    He threw big Grimes 40 feet to almost a dead.

    1304

    01:00:29.480 --> 01:00:30.220

    Holy shit.

    1305

    01:00:30.440 --> 01:00:33.680

    Big Grimes survived somehow and later said he did it on purpose.

    1306

    01:00:34.480 --> 01:00:38.640

    He cut some dude in the neck and the arm

    1307

    01:00:38.640 --> 01:00:41.280

    and then had charges pressed against him.

    1308

    01:00:41.280 --> 01:00:44.420

    And then the dude has him over a barrel and says,

    1309

    01:00:44.420 --> 01:00:46.320

    I'll drop the charges if you train me.

    1310

    01:00:47.880 --> 01:00:52.740

    So there's a guy out there who got trained by New Jack, who if you

    1311

    01:00:52.740 --> 01:00:57.500

    if anybody ever calls you a mark, you find that dude.

    1312

    01:00:57.900 --> 01:00:58.500

    Yeah.

    1313

    01:00:58.520 --> 01:01:01.340

    Kerry, I knew Jack should have been in fucking prison.

    1314

    01:01:01.340 --> 01:01:03.540

    Like he was a dangerous human being.

    1315

    01:01:03.540 --> 01:01:08.340

    Holy shit. Like, oh, like, and I enjoy New Jack.

    1316

    01:01:09.700 --> 01:01:12.380

    Somehow New Jack's really funny, too.

    1317

    01:01:12.820 --> 01:01:14.680

    He's really funny. He is really funny.

    1318

    01:01:14.680 --> 01:01:18.020

    No, no, New Jack is fucking horrifying, dude.

    1319

    01:01:18.020 --> 01:01:18.920

    He's terrifying.

    1320

    01:01:19.160 --> 01:01:20.080

    The guy's terrifying.

    1321

    01:01:20.300 --> 01:01:22.700

    Yeah, he was a decent athlete.

    1322

    01:01:22.780 --> 01:01:24.040

    You know, he could jump far.

    1323

    01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:27.000

    He did some crazy shit like jumping off the like jumping off

    1324

    01:01:27.000 --> 01:01:29.140

    the fucking balconies and brave.

    1325

    01:01:29.600 --> 01:01:32.280

    He was brave or he was just really fucking high.

    1326

    01:01:32.500 --> 01:01:33.700

    I'm not maybe both.

    1327

    01:01:34.560 --> 01:01:34.860

    Yes.

    1328

    01:01:36.100 --> 01:01:39.280

    Skewered Universe says Dax's love of cash doesn't need to be spoken.

    1329

    01:01:39.480 --> 01:01:41.900

    It just is skewered universe.

    1330

    01:01:41.980 --> 01:01:43.920

    I always thought Public Enemy was supposed to be a joke.

    1331

    01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:47.700

    I mean, they were and they but they were on so many levels.

    1332

    01:01:48.160 --> 01:01:51.240

    But man, yeah, they were like when they when they were in ECW,

    1333

    01:01:51.240 --> 01:01:52.520

    they were very popular.

    1334

    01:01:52.600 --> 01:01:56.420

    They were and it was like they were when they came to WCW.

    1335

    01:01:56.420 --> 01:01:57.820

    I was I was excited.

    1336

    01:01:57.880 --> 01:01:59.340

    I had been read. I'd never seen them.

    1337

    01:01:59.340 --> 01:02:02.360

    So I was like I had been reading about them

    1338

    01:02:02.360 --> 01:02:04.420

    in the after mags for at least a year.

    1339

    01:02:04.420 --> 01:02:06.320

    And I was really excited to see them.

    1340

    01:02:06.340 --> 01:02:08.860

    And then they were like not, you know, they did the table stuff.

    1341

    01:02:08.880 --> 01:02:11.160

    They tried to make them wrestle like normal wrestlers.

    1342

    01:02:11.160 --> 01:02:11.920

    And that's why it didn't.

    1343

    01:02:11.920 --> 01:02:15.420

    And that's a lot of like where the ECW, like the shitty fan cam

    1344

    01:02:15.420 --> 01:02:20.380

    and the editing all kind of came together to make something better than it was.

    1345

    01:02:20.540 --> 01:02:23.500

    You know, well, Polly played to the heat.

    1346

    01:02:23.740 --> 01:02:25.740

    That is the ultimate example of Hayman's genius.

    1347

    01:02:26.060 --> 01:02:27.740

    He played to the strengths of what they had,

    1348

    01:02:27.740 --> 01:02:32.060

    which was like he could edit all the matches and make them make them watchable.

    1349

    01:02:32.060 --> 01:02:34.960

    Yeah. And because if you watch like the ECW,

    1350

    01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:38.960

    like home video stuff where they show the full match, not so good.

    1351

    01:02:39.340 --> 01:02:40.640

    No, not very good.

    1352

    01:02:41.320 --> 01:02:43.060

    Also, it's just one hard cam.

    1353

    01:02:43.080 --> 01:02:45.320

    Yeah, which all time gets old. Yeah.

    1354

    01:02:45.480 --> 01:02:46.740

    Yeah. Not good.

    1355

    01:02:47.020 --> 01:02:49.160

    Blurry line. A lot of ECW can go into this list.

    1356

    01:02:49.500 --> 01:02:53.340

    And spoiler, they will be like there was Jerry R.V.D.

    1357

    01:02:53.480 --> 01:02:54.620

    Taz, Mike Awesome and Tanaka.

    1358

    01:02:54.760 --> 01:02:57.300

    Then basically no one else could work bad and amazing connection.

    1359

    01:02:57.320 --> 01:02:59.940

    President Asian, again, blow my spot, bro.

    1360

    01:03:00.280 --> 01:03:04.800

    But but yes, New Jack did a lot of moves,

    1361

    01:03:04.920 --> 01:03:07.200

    not wrestling moves, crime and murder moves,

    1362

    01:03:07.200 --> 01:03:11.580

    like too much crime, even for modern AEW, I would say.

    1363

    01:03:13.800 --> 01:03:16.500

    Like not kayfabe crimes, like real crimes.

    1364

    01:03:16.820 --> 01:03:18.560

    Do you want to see a felony be committed?

    1365

    01:03:18.560 --> 01:03:20.900

    Yeah. Assaults be committed on your television.

    1366

    01:03:22.120 --> 01:03:25.720

    New Jack was a Jeff Def Jam character who happened to be a real person.

    1367

    01:03:25.880 --> 01:03:28.080

    Very much the case.

    1368

    01:03:28.080 --> 01:03:31.180

    Benny the Bear New Jack, king of the 2000s shoot interviews.

    1369

    01:03:31.860 --> 01:03:36.240

    That man, I saw footage of that man saying how much he loved cocaine.

    1370

    01:03:36.740 --> 01:03:38.640

    Like a year before he died.

    1371

    01:03:38.820 --> 01:03:40.720

    Yeah. And like dark side of the ring.

    1372

    01:03:41.100 --> 01:03:43.340

    And he died of a cocaine overdose.

    1373

    01:03:43.340 --> 01:03:48.040

    Yeah. So, you know, he he died doing what he loved.

    1374

    01:03:48.080 --> 01:03:51.720

    And it's like somehow like I know all these things about just despicable

    1375

    01:03:51.720 --> 01:03:54.180

    New Jack was, but it's like I get like this little.

    1376

    01:03:54.260 --> 01:03:55.600

    But you kind of loved him, too.

    1377

    01:03:55.600 --> 01:03:58.120

    He's like something about him that's like a teddy bear.

    1378

    01:03:58.160 --> 01:04:00.540

    Like he's just kind of adorable somehow.

    1379

    01:04:00.540 --> 01:04:03.300

    And I don't we're going to have we're going to have to do an episode

    1380

    01:04:03.300 --> 01:04:07.320

    of like our favorite problematic gimmicks that we still like.

    1381

    01:04:07.540 --> 01:04:08.740

    Like you were talking about Kamala.

    1382

    01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:11.740

    And I'm like, I know it's racist as fuck.

    1383

    01:04:12.360 --> 01:04:15.640

    But I love James Harris and I love the way he did the gimmick.

    1384

    01:04:15.660 --> 01:04:18.540

    And he was pretty good in the ring for like one year or two years, maybe.

    1385

    01:04:19.060 --> 01:04:23.200

    And and I love the gimmick in spite of all that.

    1386

    01:04:23.560 --> 01:04:25.080

    Kamala is a legend.

    1387

    01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:27.960

    Kamala rules. I mean, yes, he rules.

    1388

    01:04:28.220 --> 01:04:30.620

    But like, yeah, it's not surprising.

    1389

    01:04:30.840 --> 01:04:32.940

    Jerry Lawler came up with the gimmick problematic.

    1390

    01:04:33.780 --> 01:04:35.880

    Yeah, yeah. So.

    1391

    01:04:37.620 --> 01:04:39.960

    Next guy, Sandman, let's be real.

    1392

    01:04:43.100 --> 01:04:45.340

    So I did this to myself.

    1393

    01:04:45.600 --> 01:04:49.900

    OK, I watched all of the network available.

    1394

    01:04:50.260 --> 01:04:53.660

    1993, easy to that is you're making me feel terrible

    1395

    01:04:53.660 --> 01:04:55.820

    because I did absolutely no preparation.

    1396

    01:04:56.020 --> 01:04:57.480

    Oh, I didn't do it for this episode.

    1397

    01:04:57.580 --> 01:04:58.620

    I did it for fun.

    1398

    01:04:58.980 --> 01:05:03.080

    OK, because I wanted because so much

    1399

    01:05:03.080 --> 01:05:05.460

    of ECW is available, you can literally watch it

    1400

    01:05:05.460 --> 01:05:07.300

    from beginning to end, kind of, you know.

    1401

    01:05:07.680 --> 01:05:10.700

    And so I wanted to see all of it.

    1402

    01:05:10.700 --> 01:05:14.620

    Like, how did the same end develop from this lame fucking surfer gimmick?

    1403

    01:05:14.620 --> 01:05:17.800

    Right. OK, he's like one of the featured guys in the beginning

    1404

    01:05:17.800 --> 01:05:19.040

    with the lame surfer gimmick.

    1405

    01:05:19.100 --> 01:05:20.660

    He's coming out to the at that point.

    1406

    01:05:21.040 --> 01:05:21.980

    Yeah, really.

    1407

    01:05:22.140 --> 01:05:27.220

    He's coming out with a surfboard in a beach body suit to the beach boys.

    1408

    01:05:27.540 --> 01:05:28.540

    It's horrible.

    1409

    01:05:28.860 --> 01:05:32.320

    Why is he like, yeah, he's like clapping people's hands and stuff.

    1410

    01:05:32.320 --> 01:05:33.660

    It sucks.

    1411

    01:05:33.840 --> 01:05:36.960

    Why? I just don't understand how that how the name fits, though.

    1412

    01:05:37.680 --> 01:05:38.360

    I don't either.

    1413

    01:05:38.560 --> 01:05:40.680

    But they're booing the shit out of him.

    1414

    01:05:40.680 --> 01:05:43.060

    Yeah. OK, like, like he's terrible.

    1415

    01:05:43.160 --> 01:05:44.080

    The gimmick's bad.

    1416

    01:05:44.460 --> 01:05:47.260

    And he's one of the main guys in the beginning.

    1417

    01:05:47.360 --> 01:05:50.000

    And then he starts losing a lot because like he's got like

    1418

    01:05:50.000 --> 01:05:52.840

    future enhancement talent written all over him. Yeah.

    1419

    01:05:54.360 --> 01:05:58.200

    Then he's somehow like an even shittier version

    1420

    01:05:58.200 --> 01:06:01.620

    of like the dynamic dudes with a job.

    1421

    01:06:01.620 --> 01:06:05.740

    Oh, because he's because he's got a big beer gut and orangutan titties.

    1422

    01:06:05.820 --> 01:06:07.720

    Like he's he's out of shape.

    1423

    01:06:07.960 --> 01:06:09.840

    He's not he looks terrible.

    1424

    01:06:09.840 --> 01:06:11.240

    It's hilarious. And then.

    1425

    01:06:12.420 --> 01:06:16.440

    He shows up with a Singapore cane to try and get revenge

    1426

    01:06:16.440 --> 01:06:20.720

    on somebody who assaulted him, but he accidentally hits his wife

    1427

    01:06:20.720 --> 01:06:21.920

    in the face with the cane.

    1428

    01:06:22.800 --> 01:06:25.500

    Then he just leaves her in the ring and walks away.

    1429

    01:06:25.880 --> 01:06:29.240

    Then Tommy Cairo runs out to see if she's OK.

    1430

    01:06:29.240 --> 01:06:32.160

    Then Sam and literally start saying on the screen,

    1431

    01:06:32.760 --> 01:06:35.800

    it's twenty dollars if you want to be with her.

    1432

    01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:39.160

    Tommy Cairo, pay your bill.

    1433

    01:06:39.760 --> 01:06:42.340

    And he starts acting like he's pimping out his wife.

    1434

    01:06:43.020 --> 01:06:46.980

    Then he has a series of matches where he's now getting cheered

    1435

    01:06:46.980 --> 01:06:49.680

    because Tommy Cairo is being booed.

    1436

    01:06:49.980 --> 01:06:53.220

    And and he loses all of these different Singapore

    1437

    01:06:53.220 --> 01:06:54.000

    cane matches.

    1438

    01:06:54.480 --> 01:06:56.880

    Tommy Cairo just loses time after time after time.

    1439

    01:06:56.880 --> 01:06:59.260

    Sammy is getting cheered.

    1440

    01:06:59.560 --> 01:07:01.800

    Sammy starts coming out to enter Sandman, right?

    1441

    01:07:02.520 --> 01:07:04.200

    This man is only an entrance.

    1442

    01:07:04.200 --> 01:07:05.520

    That's all he is.

    1443

    01:07:05.820 --> 01:07:07.560

    He's wearing Zubaz.

    1444

    01:07:07.800 --> 01:07:09.960

    He walks out in his own T-shirt.

    1445

    01:07:11.080 --> 01:07:12.940

    Just look at the cane.

    1446

    01:07:13.880 --> 01:07:15.220

    Smoking a cigarette,

    1447

    01:07:16.080 --> 01:07:17.500

    smashing beer cans on his head.

    1448

    01:07:17.720 --> 01:07:22.700

    That guy was fucking he that guy was Bay City, Michigan, 1998.

    1449

    01:07:22.700 --> 01:07:25.760

    And I'm sure he was a lot of towns that size, you know,

    1450

    01:07:25.760 --> 01:07:27.620

    and all of his biggest fans.

    1451

    01:07:28.740 --> 01:07:30.340

    If you want to know what they're doing now,

    1452

    01:07:30.660 --> 01:07:33.460

    they were all pardoned by Trump for January six.

    1453

    01:07:33.500 --> 01:07:35.120

    That's that's what they're doing now.

    1454

    01:07:36.140 --> 01:07:40.040

    Like, but this motherfucker's aura was undeniable.

    1455

    01:07:40.040 --> 01:07:43.640

    Yeah, his entrance was like seven, eight minutes long.

    1456

    01:07:43.640 --> 01:07:46.700

    The whole song was the whole song.

    1457

    01:07:46.700 --> 01:07:48.400

    And sometimes it started over.

    1458

    01:07:48.400 --> 01:07:51.740

    Yeah. And and like entertainment is not a short song.

    1459

    01:07:51.860 --> 01:07:53.320

    No, like it's a five minute song.

    1460

    01:07:53.320 --> 01:07:59.680

    And. I don't remember anything he did in the ring because he was terrible.

    1461

    01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:03.780

    He was drunk off his ass by the time the match started, you know,

    1462

    01:08:03.780 --> 01:08:08.560

    and he would do the sloppiest, shittiest looking leg drops off ladders.

    1463

    01:08:08.620 --> 01:08:10.200

    He would take crazy bumps.

    1464

    01:08:10.440 --> 01:08:13.960

    He doesn't look like he's had any training whatsoever.

    1465

    01:08:14.640 --> 01:08:15.500

    No, no.

    1466

    01:08:15.700 --> 01:08:19.319

    And what's interesting is when you see him as the Beach Boys Sandman,

    1467

    01:08:20.300 --> 01:08:23.140

    he clearly has been trained to bump and stuff like.

    1468

    01:08:23.140 --> 01:08:26.380

    He's a little better in the ring at that point because he's trying to be good.

    1469

    01:08:26.380 --> 01:08:29.859

    Right. And later he just realized he doesn't have to be good at all.

    1470

    01:08:30.060 --> 01:08:34.660

    Like because people just are cheering this guy who's pimping his wife,

    1471

    01:08:35.460 --> 01:08:38.240

    pimping and Raven, who then convinces his wife

    1472

    01:08:38.240 --> 01:08:40.500

    and child to turn against him is the heel.

    1473

    01:08:42.760 --> 01:08:43.240

    Unbelievable.

    1474

    01:08:43.700 --> 01:08:46.140

    Dude, you got to get into the comments because people are going nuts

    1475

    01:08:46.140 --> 01:08:47.979

    and it's awesome. Yeah.

    1476

    01:08:48.140 --> 01:08:51.500

    Bleary line, dude. Oh, I'm FG.

    1477

    01:08:52.880 --> 01:08:54.540

    Sandman is this list.

    1478

    01:08:54.700 --> 01:08:56.000

    Yes. Yes.

    1479

    01:08:56.220 --> 01:09:00.420

    The fucking episode of Futurama, where they turn Bender into a human.

    1480

    01:09:01.460 --> 01:09:03.720

    You remember it like I remember watching that.

    1481

    01:09:03.859 --> 01:09:04.880

    No, I've never seen it.

    1482

    01:09:04.979 --> 01:09:05.580

    Holy shit.

    1483

    01:09:05.680 --> 01:09:08.560

    I remember even at the time just being like, this is Sandman.

    1484

    01:09:08.660 --> 01:09:10.859

    Like, does someone know who Sandman is?

    1485

    01:09:10.859 --> 01:09:13.020

    This is exactly Sandman.

    1486

    01:09:13.540 --> 01:09:16.200

    Oh, OK. Bleary line points it out.

    1487

    01:09:16.819 --> 01:09:19.420

    Steward Universe says Samia was just a drunk with a kendo stick.

    1488

    01:09:19.420 --> 01:09:22.279

    I don't know why, how or why he was a surfer first.

    1489

    01:09:22.540 --> 01:09:23.840

    That's what he was trained to be, man.

    1490

    01:09:24.060 --> 01:09:28.660

    He was wrestling in the USWA in Memphis for a little bit.

    1491

    01:09:28.899 --> 01:09:32.700

    And then later, Ray Apollo shows up, who's also a surfer.

    1492

    01:09:33.479 --> 01:09:36.520

    But this is after Sandman gets rid of the surfer gimmick

    1493

    01:09:36.520 --> 01:09:38.580

    because it didn't work at all. Yeah.

    1494

    01:09:39.080 --> 01:09:42.020

    And he just gets the shit beat out of him by Sandman

    1495

    01:09:42.020 --> 01:09:43.279

    with a fucking kendo stick.

    1496

    01:09:43.439 --> 01:09:45.120

    It's fucking awesome, honestly.

    1497

    01:09:45.620 --> 01:09:46.460

    That's great.

    1498

    01:09:47.040 --> 01:09:48.500

    Fun with sports cards.

    1499

    01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:50.340

    Sandman makes me think of what would have happened

    1500

    01:09:50.340 --> 01:09:52.100

    if Rutger Hauer became her.

    1501

    01:09:52.680 --> 01:09:55.560

    Yeah, that's fucking great.

    1502

    01:09:56.940 --> 01:09:59.920

    Billy Lalonde, you don't realize because it's so dumb,

    1503

    01:10:00.040 --> 01:10:03.640

    the Sandman is because he is a beach guy, the surf, the sand.

    1504

    01:10:03.720 --> 01:10:05.860

    Is that really? Oh, my God.

    1505

    01:10:06.340 --> 01:10:08.240

    That's clearly what it is.

    1506

    01:10:08.860 --> 01:10:10.300

    Oh, my God.

    1507

    01:10:10.380 --> 01:10:13.800

    We didn't even fucking put that together because you're like

    1508

    01:10:13.800 --> 01:10:16.020

    your brain is subconsciously going.

    1509

    01:10:16.080 --> 01:10:19.680

    Surely it's not that's not what you think of when you think of the beach.

    1510

    01:10:19.680 --> 01:10:23.080

    You think of surfing and water

    1511

    01:10:24.480 --> 01:10:24.960

    swimsuits.

    1512

    01:10:25.680 --> 01:10:28.320

    Larry Lyon says the Russian leg sweep was the most technical thing

    1513

    01:10:28.320 --> 01:10:30.540

    he knew how to do, which was also, by the way,

    1514

    01:10:31.000 --> 01:10:32.240

    called the White Russian leg sweep.

    1515

    01:10:32.240 --> 01:10:33.080

    That's pretty awesome.

    1516

    01:10:33.240 --> 01:10:36.000

    Well, and again, that that got that over.

    1517

    01:10:36.080 --> 01:10:39.460

    Like that was fucking clever, you know, and he was so over,

    1518

    01:10:39.480 --> 01:10:42.640

    you know, I mean, and again, like ECW

    1519

    01:10:42.640 --> 01:10:46.220

    is just like three years of insanely clever gimmicks,

    1520

    01:10:46.940 --> 01:10:49.000

    like gimmicks that fit people so well.

    1521

    01:10:49.040 --> 01:10:51.780

    Like right now, I'm at a point where Stevie Richards is there

    1522

    01:10:51.780 --> 01:10:53.660

    and his name is just Steve Richards.

    1523

    01:10:53.940 --> 01:10:55.560

    He's clearly a Shawn Michaels guy.

    1524

    01:10:55.560 --> 01:10:57.720

    He's got the Shawn Michaels mullet.

    1525

    01:10:57.840 --> 01:10:59.740

    But he has no personality yet.

    1526

    01:10:59.860 --> 01:11:01.780

    But he actually can work a little bit,

    1527

    01:11:01.880 --> 01:11:04.040

    unlike most of the people in the company.

    1528

    01:11:05.680 --> 01:11:07.940

    Tommy Dreamer's there as a baby face, he with the suspenders

    1529

    01:11:07.940 --> 01:11:11.140

    over his titties getting booed like he looks like Viscera

    1530

    01:11:11.140 --> 01:11:14.040

    or Big Daddy V ten years before that app.

    1531

    01:11:14.220 --> 01:11:16.520

    It's so funny how it's like everything.

    1532

    01:11:16.620 --> 01:11:20.400

    I mean, and I didn't watch ECW back then here and there,

    1533

    01:11:20.400 --> 01:11:21.520

    but not close, obviously.

    1534

    01:11:21.520 --> 01:11:24.180

    And it's like everything you're telling me is basically like,

    1535

    01:11:24.280 --> 01:11:26.700

    well, this guy totally sucked and he had the worst gimmick ever.

    1536

    01:11:26.700 --> 01:11:29.280

    And then you get the shit beat out of him for three weeks straight.

    1537

    01:11:29.320 --> 01:11:30.920

    And then all of a sudden, everybody loved him.

    1538

    01:11:31.280 --> 01:11:33.880

    Like, that seems to be the ECW method.

    1539

    01:11:34.680 --> 01:11:35.320

    Well, right.

    1540

    01:11:35.400 --> 01:11:37.440

    They're booing the shit out of Tommy Dreamer currently.

    1541

    01:11:37.440 --> 01:11:38.320

    OK, I am.

    1542

    01:11:38.420 --> 01:11:40.360

    And then he's just started feuding with the Sandman.

    1543

    01:11:40.360 --> 01:11:42.640

    So I know it's about it's going to.

    1544

    01:11:43.040 --> 01:11:44.000

    The vibe is about to shift.

    1545

    01:11:44.040 --> 01:11:44.780

    Turning it up.

    1546

    01:11:45.420 --> 01:11:45.760

    Yeah.

    1547

    01:11:46.180 --> 01:11:47.860

    Skewered says when I heard about Sandman, the wrestler,

    1548

    01:11:47.860 --> 01:11:50.340

    I thought somebody had a gimmick based on the Spider-Man villain.

    1549

    01:11:50.460 --> 01:11:50.940

    So did I.

    1550

    01:11:50.980 --> 01:11:53.140

    If he would have worn that green turtleneck sweater.

    1551

    01:11:54.520 --> 01:11:57.420

    Billy says the salmon is here to drink beer and kick ass,

    1552

    01:11:57.420 --> 01:11:58.700

    and he's almost out of beer.

    1553

    01:11:59.180 --> 01:12:03.640

    So if you fucking remade, they live with Sandman.

    1554

    01:12:03.720 --> 01:12:05.460

    I would totally go see that movie.

    1555

    01:12:05.640 --> 01:12:07.060

    I would do. And I would do.

    1556

    01:12:07.140 --> 01:12:08.620

    You wouldn't be able to understand any of it.

    1557

    01:12:08.620 --> 01:12:10.620

    No, and he would just still be playing Sandman.

    1558

    01:12:10.740 --> 01:12:12.640

    Now he would just be the one with the.

    1559

    01:12:12.720 --> 01:12:14.380

    He'd just be caning Toby McGuire.

    1560

    01:12:17.340 --> 01:12:19.940

    Yeti Malone said it is a Spider-Man villain and featured in Spider-Man

    1561

    01:12:20.760 --> 01:12:21.980

    three blurry line.

    1562

    01:12:22.260 --> 01:12:25.300

    I rewatched the one night stand Sandman entrance every few months

    1563

    01:12:25.300 --> 01:12:27.940

    because you cannot explain without seeing it how much fucking

    1564

    01:12:27.940 --> 01:12:28.980

    or a Sandman ad.

    1565

    01:12:29.520 --> 01:12:30.460

    It's wild.

    1566

    01:12:30.860 --> 01:12:31.840

    It is just crazy.

    1567

    01:12:31.980 --> 01:12:36.180

    Yeah, he just officially retired, by the way, at sixty five.

    1568

    01:12:36.860 --> 01:12:39.940

    Wow. Here's the surprising part.

    1569

    01:12:40.160 --> 01:12:42.940

    The Sandman's alive at sixty five years old.

    1570

    01:12:43.300 --> 01:12:46.320

    I think he's cleaned up or no.

    1571

    01:12:46.880 --> 01:12:49.960

    Yeah, he's he's mostly cleaned up, but I mean, he's lost everything

    1572

    01:12:49.960 --> 01:12:53.520

    in his life. Oh, I mean, like he had a dark side of the ring

    1573

    01:12:53.520 --> 01:12:57.000

    that was hella depressing. Holy shit. Yeah.

    1574

    01:12:58.320 --> 01:13:01.840

    OK, so another guy who had some experience with Sandman

    1575

    01:13:01.840 --> 01:13:06.270

    and a hell of a run in ECW as well.

    1576

    01:13:07.480 --> 01:13:09.640

    Mikey Wiprak now.

    1577

    01:13:10.840 --> 01:13:13.700

    Mikey, I'm not even sure if Mikey could do offensive moves

    1578

    01:13:13.700 --> 01:13:16.260

    because he almost never did any time that I saw.

    1579

    01:13:16.260 --> 01:13:20.600

    He's a good wrestler and he's a former triple crown ECW champion.

    1580

    01:13:20.660 --> 01:13:22.260

    He was the TV champion.

    1581

    01:13:22.300 --> 01:13:24.700

    He was the tag champs with Cactus Jack,

    1582

    01:13:24.700 --> 01:13:28.400

    and he was the ECW World Heavyweight Champion

    1583

    01:13:28.400 --> 01:13:31.960

    and successfully defended the belt against Sandman and Steve Austin

    1584

    01:13:31.960 --> 01:13:36.520

    at one point by pinning Steve Austin. OK.

    1585

    01:13:38.260 --> 01:13:40.200

    That's a real thing that happened. Right.

    1586

    01:13:41.740 --> 01:13:44.220

    So he's a literal enhancement talent

    1587

    01:13:45.000 --> 01:13:46.720

    that could have been completely unnoticed.

    1588

    01:13:46.780 --> 01:13:49.380

    And in the beginning, he just loses a bunch of enhancement matches.

    1589

    01:13:49.600 --> 01:13:54.020

    Right. But his sense of humor and his comedic timing is so good

    1590

    01:13:54.020 --> 01:13:57.900

    that Polly clearly had this idea for a jobber

    1591

    01:13:57.900 --> 01:14:02.240

    who, by circumstance or good fortune, just keeps winning.

    1592

    01:14:02.700 --> 01:14:03.800

    Right. It's a great idea.

    1593

    01:14:04.420 --> 01:14:07.240

    It's fantastic. And it's executed so well.

    1594

    01:14:07.240 --> 01:14:10.020

    So he wins the television title

    1595

    01:14:10.700 --> 01:14:14.160

    because Taz interferes on his behalf and he pins the pitbull,

    1596

    01:14:14.400 --> 01:14:15.720

    pins Gary Wolf. Right.

    1597

    01:14:16.820 --> 01:14:22.000

    And then he keeps having matches where people are murdering him.

    1598

    01:14:22.200 --> 01:14:25.920

    Mr. Hughes, 9-1-1, like all these people.

    1599

    01:14:25.920 --> 01:14:28.520

    And like literally 9-1-1 pins him

    1600

    01:14:29.160 --> 01:14:31.420

    and then keeps beating him up and gets disqualified.

    1601

    01:14:31.480 --> 01:14:34.520

    Right. And Mikey, at a certain point, is like,

    1602

    01:14:34.580 --> 01:14:38.780

    I just need somebody to take this belt off me because it hurts so bad.

    1603

    01:14:38.780 --> 01:14:40.760

    It hurts so much. That's great.

    1604

    01:14:41.420 --> 01:14:44.060

    And he he cuts this promo where he's like, look, you guys,

    1605

    01:14:44.620 --> 01:14:47.960

    I don't know if there's a man or a woman

    1606

    01:14:48.520 --> 01:14:52.520

    or a dog or a child in this country that I could beat up.

    1607

    01:14:52.640 --> 01:14:55.300

    But what I do know is I'm going to defend this television title

    1608

    01:14:55.300 --> 01:14:57.760

    that I can't anymore. He loses it to Jason.

    1609

    01:14:58.280 --> 01:15:00.420

    OK, the sexiest man on Earth.

    1610

    01:15:01.180 --> 01:15:04.820

    Yeah. Oh, and.

    1611

    01:15:06.080 --> 01:15:10.180

    And then he's at a tag team with Cactus and Cactus is a baby face.

    1612

    01:15:10.180 --> 01:15:11.720

    Right. Because, of course, he is.

    1613

    01:15:12.320 --> 01:15:15.120

    And Mikey wants to lose the tag titles because he's constantly

    1614

    01:15:15.120 --> 01:15:18.220

    getting killed in these matches because Cactus barely ever tags.

    1615

    01:15:18.280 --> 01:15:20.560

    And he's like, you got this, Mikey, you go get him.

    1616

    01:15:20.980 --> 01:15:24.800

    And Mikey gets destroyed over and over and over

    1617

    01:15:24.800 --> 01:15:27.260

    but they keep retaining those tag titles.

    1618

    01:15:27.260 --> 01:15:28.200

    It's fucking great.

    1619

    01:15:28.400 --> 01:15:31.240

    And the fact that they made it work over the course of three different belts

    1620

    01:15:31.240 --> 01:15:35.580

    is really impressive and a testament to how over the dude was, you know.

    1621

    01:15:35.620 --> 01:15:38.140

    And he's literally one of the most decorated ECW wrestlers,

    1622

    01:15:38.660 --> 01:15:39.880

    technically, technically. Right.

    1623

    01:15:40.480 --> 01:15:43.240

    But in the crowd is way on his side, way on his side.

    1624

    01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:46.000

    Mikey, Mikey. Oh, I remember liking Mikey Wiprak.

    1625

    01:15:46.060 --> 01:15:48.240

    And I wasn't watching it at that point.

    1626

    01:15:48.260 --> 01:15:51.920

    It was well after the fact when I knew who Mikey Wiprak was.

    1627

    01:15:51.920 --> 01:15:55.940

    And, yeah, I mean, Heyman did such a good job getting him over

    1628

    01:15:57.800 --> 01:15:59.660

    that WCW signed him.

    1629

    01:15:59.660 --> 01:16:02.220

    Yeah, he was in WCW for like two months.

    1630

    01:16:02.240 --> 01:16:05.960

    Great name to one of my favorite fucking names in wrestling.

    1631

    01:16:06.100 --> 01:16:07.340

    Mikey Wiprak, Mikey Wiprak.

    1632

    01:16:07.420 --> 01:16:08.700

    That is such a good name.

    1633

    01:16:09.160 --> 01:16:14.200

    And it is a perfect segue into the next thing I wanted to talk about,

    1634

    01:16:14.770 --> 01:16:19.280

    which is not necessarily any one specific wrestler, but jobbers in general.

    1635

    01:16:19.920 --> 01:16:24.760

    Um, last week on Dynamite, Samoa Joe took on a guy.

    1636

    01:16:24.820 --> 01:16:26.540

    Cody Chun was his name. Yeah.

    1637

    01:16:26.700 --> 01:16:28.380

    Oh, yeah. I'm familiar with Cody.

    1638

    01:16:28.740 --> 01:16:31.280

    Yeah. And like the classic Cody Chun, baby.

    1639

    01:16:31.280 --> 01:16:33.500

    Go ahead. Classic Cody Chun.

    1640

    01:16:33.980 --> 01:16:35.460

    Yes. I don't know. That's what he was.

    1641

    01:16:35.800 --> 01:16:37.780

    That's his defy gimmick. Yeah. OK. Yeah.

    1642

    01:16:37.800 --> 01:16:40.520

    So like, I'm like, oh, this name sounds familiar.

    1643

    01:16:40.600 --> 01:16:43.020

    I don't really know who he is, but the name sounded familiar.

    1644

    01:16:43.500 --> 01:16:47.640

    But he got his ass beat in a spectacular fashion

    1645

    01:16:47.640 --> 01:16:50.820

    because your job as a jobber is to do the job.

    1646

    01:16:50.840 --> 01:16:54.060

    You're supposed to make the other guy look like a million bucks.

    1647

    01:16:54.560 --> 01:16:57.680

    And Joe came back and looked like two million bucks

    1648

    01:16:57.680 --> 01:16:59.740

    because Cody Chun is fucking awesome.

    1649

    01:17:00.420 --> 01:17:03.540

    Yeah. So it's kind of a shout out to a lot of those jobbers.

    1650

    01:17:03.640 --> 01:17:07.220

    You know, a lot of people you just see guys get manhandled.

    1651

    01:17:07.300 --> 01:17:09.040

    And especially if it's like a Steiner's match,

    1652

    01:17:09.780 --> 01:17:10.960

    they're not really wrestling.

    1653

    01:17:11.120 --> 01:17:12.540

    The other guys just throw them around.

    1654

    01:17:12.720 --> 01:17:16.560

    But like when they're literally being killed in the way, that's what's happening.

    1655

    01:17:16.560 --> 01:17:19.780

    But like, there are plenty of great jobbers out there

    1656

    01:17:20.280 --> 01:17:21.780

    who are great workers.

    1657

    01:17:22.020 --> 01:17:25.600

    They just even like QT Marshall is kind of one of those guys

    1658

    01:17:25.600 --> 01:17:27.800

    where it's like, yeah, I don't want to see QT

    1659

    01:17:27.800 --> 01:17:31.400

    Marshall have a 10 minute match, but I want to see him

    1660

    01:17:31.400 --> 01:17:32.780

    job in a five minute match.

    1661

    01:17:32.880 --> 01:17:37.060

    And like the matches he had with the the Costco guys.

    1662

    01:17:37.240 --> 01:17:40.380

    Yeah, like that's, you know, you got to be good.

    1663

    01:17:40.460 --> 01:17:41.180

    You got to be good.

    1664

    01:17:41.580 --> 01:17:44.340

    If you're going to make somebody else look good, you have to be fucking good.

    1665

    01:17:44.340 --> 01:17:45.380

    So, yeah.

    1666

    01:17:46.140 --> 01:17:49.460

    And, you know, Barry or the universe calls out Barry Horowitz,

    1667

    01:17:49.580 --> 01:17:52.840

    one of the most famous jobbers there is with a great gimmick.

    1668

    01:17:52.840 --> 01:17:55.900

    Yeah, always pat off on the back because did he win one match?

    1669

    01:17:55.900 --> 01:17:57.660

    And that's why he started doing that or something.

    1670

    01:17:57.660 --> 01:18:00.340

    He no, no, he did it before he won any matches.

    1671

    01:18:00.440 --> 01:18:03.800

    And he he had been a global wrestling

    1672

    01:18:04.460 --> 01:18:06.660

    and he was not a jobber there.

    1673

    01:18:06.660 --> 01:18:09.080

    He was more of like lower mid card guy.

    1674

    01:18:09.500 --> 01:18:11.260

    He occasionally won.

    1675

    01:18:12.400 --> 01:18:15.540

    He goes to WWF and beats Chris Candido.

    1676

    01:18:15.620 --> 01:18:18.660

    He beat Skip and that was the big upset.

    1677

    01:18:18.680 --> 01:18:21.460

    And then they wrestled again at SummerSlam and he beat him again.

    1678

    01:18:22.520 --> 01:18:23.580

    Right. Skip never beat him.

    1679

    01:18:24.900 --> 01:18:27.900

    And then. They kind of pushed him for a minute,

    1680

    01:18:27.900 --> 01:18:29.800

    and then he went back to being a jobber.

    1681

    01:18:29.920 --> 01:18:32.500

    It's like he could have been Mikey Wiprak and they did.

    1682

    01:18:32.580 --> 01:18:35.740

    Oh, easily. I think that he might have been inspired by Mikey Wiprak.

    1683

    01:18:36.980 --> 01:18:38.540

    Larry Line makes a great point.

    1684

    01:18:38.680 --> 01:18:40.780

    Orange Cassidy took a lot from Mikey in hindsight.

    1685

    01:18:40.780 --> 01:18:42.700

    I'm tired. Renee is a Mikey promo.

    1686

    01:18:42.760 --> 01:18:44.860

    Oh, well, it is. It is.

    1687

    01:18:45.980 --> 01:18:50.260

    Yeah, because then he did that whole long thing where he was wrestling

    1688

    01:18:50.260 --> 01:18:53.020

    constantly and like the tape would just more and more tape on his shoulder

    1689

    01:18:53.020 --> 01:18:54.880

    and whatever. Yeah, that's a good point.

    1690

    01:18:54.940 --> 01:18:57.960

    And they were putting makeup on Mikey to where he'd have a shiner

    1691

    01:18:57.960 --> 01:19:00.980

    and he'd have like he just looked like he got ran over by a car.

    1692

    01:19:01.020 --> 01:19:02.900

    You know, I mean, it's just so funny.

    1693

    01:19:04.300 --> 01:19:04.900

    Skewered Universe.

    1694

    01:19:04.980 --> 01:19:07.140

    Do you think Choppa took the self pat on the back from Horowitz?

    1695

    01:19:07.280 --> 01:19:08.360

    I don't know.

    1696

    01:19:08.840 --> 01:19:09.560

    I don't know.

    1697

    01:19:09.660 --> 01:19:12.880

    Oh, he's never says Horowitz is so cool when he got that awesome jacket

    1698

    01:19:12.880 --> 01:19:14.080

    with the hand on it.

    1699

    01:19:14.120 --> 01:19:15.380

    So dope, right?

    1700

    01:19:15.380 --> 01:19:17.520

    That was great. Oh, my God.

    1701

    01:19:17.580 --> 01:19:18.700

    That shit was great.

    1702

    01:19:20.020 --> 01:19:21.760

    That shit was great.

    1703

    01:19:21.940 --> 01:19:24.160

    Oh, my God. God, I love pro wrestling.

    1704

    01:19:24.540 --> 01:19:25.960

    Yeah, wrestling forever, baby.

    1705

    01:19:26.520 --> 01:19:28.460

    That's that's where that shit comes from.

    1706

    01:19:28.700 --> 01:19:32.060

    Yes. Pro wrestling forever is like that's what I say instead of just

    1707

    01:19:32.060 --> 01:19:32.960

    this shit is awesome.

    1708

    01:19:32.960 --> 01:19:37.020

    Like pro wrestling just made this never go away because I love this shit.

    1709

    01:19:37.700 --> 01:19:38.180

    Yeah.

    1710

    01:19:38.840 --> 01:19:40.500

    Oh, my God, that's great shit.

    1711

    01:19:41.220 --> 01:19:44.260

    So I said I had another guy on my list who was a former tag team partner,

    1712

    01:19:44.380 --> 01:19:47.700

    Lex Luger, and very much like Lex Luger,

    1713

    01:19:48.240 --> 01:19:49.620

    might have needed to be carried.

    1714

    01:19:50.620 --> 01:19:54.940

    And I kind of blame Brett Hart for the way this man is perceived

    1715

    01:19:54.940 --> 01:19:58.340

    because of a story Brett tells about him.

    1716

    01:19:59.720 --> 01:20:01.080

    Davey Boy Smith.

    1717

    01:20:02.720 --> 01:20:05.380

    I don't think he was ever considered a bad worker,

    1718

    01:20:05.380 --> 01:20:09.100

    but until Brett writes his book

    1719

    01:20:09.100 --> 01:20:13.940

    about their match at SummerSlam 92, which we watched.

    1720

    01:20:14.100 --> 01:20:16.800

    I think that was the first hard way you were ever on, was it not?

    1721

    01:20:17.040 --> 01:20:17.840

    No, I think I came on.

    1722

    01:20:18.720 --> 01:20:23.140

    But OK, yeah, I know it was right around that time that you came on.

    1723

    01:20:23.240 --> 01:20:25.960

    Yeah. So we rewatched SummerSlam 92.

    1724

    01:20:26.400 --> 01:20:28.320

    And that match is still.

    1725

    01:20:28.500 --> 01:20:30.100

    Yes. Unbelievable.

    1726

    01:20:30.300 --> 01:20:33.820

    For as much as Brett talks about it, that may.

    1727

    01:20:34.500 --> 01:20:37.640

    So Brett tells a story that Bulldog and Jim Knight

    1728

    01:20:37.640 --> 01:20:41.880

    Hart spent the entire summer smoking crack, like not doing

    1729

    01:20:41.880 --> 01:20:43.600

    what they were supposed to be doing. Right.

    1730

    01:20:43.640 --> 01:20:46.560

    Jim Knight Hart was in always in trouble anyway,

    1731

    01:20:46.680 --> 01:20:49.340

    always getting fired and rehired and fired and rehired. Right.

    1732

    01:20:51.320 --> 01:20:55.840

    And. That Davey, when it came time that Brett and Davey

    1733

    01:20:55.840 --> 01:21:00.120

    had worked everything out well in advance and that the night of the match,

    1734

    01:21:00.120 --> 01:21:01.520

    Davey said, Brit, I'm food.

    1735

    01:21:02.100 --> 01:21:03.440

    I don't remember the match.

    1736

    01:21:03.960 --> 01:21:06.280

    And Brett, you know, walked him through the entire match.

    1737

    01:21:06.420 --> 01:21:09.740

    And Brett's basically I love Brett, but he's a mark for himself

    1738

    01:21:09.740 --> 01:21:11.460

    in the to the nth degree.

    1739

    01:21:11.580 --> 01:21:13.900

    He basically just says that he had a match alone.

    1740

    01:21:14.260 --> 01:21:16.880

    Yes. I mean, the way he talks about it, you know.

    1741

    01:21:16.960 --> 01:21:21.500

    But when you watch the match, Davey is so fucking athletic.

    1742

    01:21:22.740 --> 01:21:25.080

    You couldn't have just done the match by yourself.

    1743

    01:21:25.380 --> 01:21:27.740

    Davey has to like be extremely athletic.

    1744

    01:21:28.240 --> 01:21:31.860

    And I maintain that I that beware of dog thing

    1745

    01:21:31.860 --> 01:21:34.980

    if they had just gone ahead and put the belt on Davey instead.

    1746

    01:21:35.340 --> 01:21:38.120

    Sean just dropped it to Davey, even if it was for a week.

    1747

    01:21:38.400 --> 01:21:41.320

    The with the world time where of dog paper.

    1748

    01:21:41.380 --> 01:21:44.440

    Yeah, I think Davey could have been a credible world champion

    1749

    01:21:44.440 --> 01:21:46.120

    when he had Jim Cornett with him.

    1750

    01:21:46.740 --> 01:21:48.340

    Like, I don't like Jim Cornett.

    1751

    01:21:49.540 --> 01:21:52.400

    But if Davey had somebody doing the talking for him. Yeah.

    1752

    01:21:52.920 --> 01:21:54.740

    Remember when he went to WCW?

    1753

    01:21:54.740 --> 01:21:56.100

    Remember, he had a match with Vader.

    1754

    01:21:56.800 --> 01:21:59.800

    Yeah, no, I was watching at the time and I was like super into it.

    1755

    01:21:59.840 --> 01:22:00.960

    It was like, oh, shit.

    1756

    01:22:00.960 --> 01:22:06.200

    This guy who is an upper mid carder in WWF has come over and here's his shot.

    1757

    01:22:06.280 --> 01:22:10.080

    Yeah, I was definitely rooting for him to win the world title in WCW.

    1758

    01:22:10.180 --> 01:22:13.340

    But didn't they say they just couldn't trust him?

    1759

    01:22:14.000 --> 01:22:15.540

    There was something about trust.

    1760

    01:22:15.540 --> 01:22:18.280

    And I think there was, you know, I mean, it could have been drug issues.

    1761

    01:22:18.280 --> 01:22:19.740

    Well, that might have had something to do with crack.

    1762

    01:22:21.480 --> 01:22:24.500

    I mean, who am I to judge, you know?

    1763

    01:22:24.580 --> 01:22:26.980

    But, you know, who hasn't smoked a little crack every now and then?

    1764

    01:22:27.180 --> 01:22:30.160

    But I've never smoked crack.

    1765

    01:22:30.160 --> 01:22:36.420

    But, um, yeah, I mean, there is a certain point

    1766

    01:22:36.420 --> 01:22:40.080

    Blair brings up when he had the jorts where he could not work at all.

    1767

    01:22:40.200 --> 01:22:43.620

    That's after he broke his back and stuff and was strung out on pain pills.

    1768

    01:22:43.880 --> 01:22:46.440

    And that's the thing with a lot of these guys.

    1769

    01:22:47.860 --> 01:22:48.840

    Luger, Hogan.

    1770

    01:22:49.540 --> 01:22:50.760

    This is a good example, too.

    1771

    01:22:50.800 --> 01:22:52.920

    And, you know, we've been all these guys we've mentioned.

    1772

    01:22:53.800 --> 01:22:55.880

    It's like the longer their career goes.

    1773

    01:22:56.080 --> 01:22:58.020

    It's like, well, yeah, that's when it's justified,

    1774

    01:22:58.020 --> 01:23:02.720

    because most guys, once they hit a certain point, they just get lazy.

    1775

    01:23:03.400 --> 01:23:06.400

    You know, I think Davey's a little bit overlooked

    1776

    01:23:06.400 --> 01:23:09.600

    because he was always surrounded by somebody

    1777

    01:23:09.600 --> 01:23:12.400

    that was more groundbreaking than he was.

    1778

    01:23:12.560 --> 01:23:14.320

    Kid is like one of the best of all time.

    1779

    01:23:14.860 --> 01:23:15.960

    He revolutionized.

    1780

    01:23:15.980 --> 01:23:18.680

    He basically him and Tiger Mask created modern rest.

    1781

    01:23:18.680 --> 01:23:22.640

    Sure. Like right there in a ring in 1981.

    1782

    01:23:22.640 --> 01:23:25.120

    They're creating modern wrestling right in front of you.

    1783

    01:23:25.120 --> 01:23:28.460

    And so he's dynamite kids, his tag partner.

    1784

    01:23:28.640 --> 01:23:31.060

    Dynamite kids way flashier than Davey, right?

    1785

    01:23:31.380 --> 01:23:34.020

    But it's on New Japan World. You can go watch it yourself.

    1786

    01:23:34.120 --> 01:23:36.720

    There's a match. Dynamite Kid versus Davey boy.

    1787

    01:23:36.960 --> 01:23:40.520

    OK, from New Japan in the mid 80s.

    1788

    01:23:41.340 --> 01:23:43.440

    Fucking awesome. Fucking awesome.

    1789

    01:23:44.480 --> 01:23:47.980

    And Meltzer and and, you know, Wade Keller and all these people

    1790

    01:23:47.980 --> 01:23:50.100

    are always going on about how much steroids he was on.

    1791

    01:23:50.180 --> 01:23:50.960

    Well, of course he was.

    1792

    01:23:51.100 --> 01:23:53.720

    So was Hogan. So was every other goddamn person.

    1793

    01:23:53.720 --> 01:23:55.560

    Piper was on steroids, too.

    1794

    01:23:55.840 --> 01:23:57.060

    Bret Hart was on steroids, too.

    1795

    01:23:57.220 --> 01:24:00.700

    Even Arne Anderson talks about, like, the guys you didn't think

    1796

    01:24:00.700 --> 01:24:02.800

    were on steroids were taking steroids.

    1797

    01:24:02.960 --> 01:24:05.220

    Now, if I find out that Arne was on steroids,

    1798

    01:24:05.240 --> 01:24:06.260

    I'm going to be like, he did it wrong.

    1799

    01:24:06.460 --> 01:24:07.180

    It's just I don't know.

    1800

    01:24:07.340 --> 01:24:09.560

    Well, it's like you still have to work out.

    1801

    01:24:09.560 --> 01:24:12.580

    Yeah, you still have to work out like just take them.

    1802

    01:24:12.760 --> 01:24:15.260

    I just made his belly hairier, I think.

    1803

    01:24:15.400 --> 01:24:18.500

    But like maybe it makes hair fall out of mine.

    1804

    01:24:20.120 --> 01:24:21.000

    Jesus Christ.

    1805

    01:24:21.000 --> 01:24:24.780

    And and and and and just special shout out to Arne Anderson,

    1806

    01:24:24.960 --> 01:24:26.740

    because degree, I know you'll agree with me.

    1807

    01:24:28.020 --> 01:24:31.920

    Arne is the other other thing where it's like, yeah, he.

    1808

    01:24:32.880 --> 01:24:35.360

    Didn't have the look period, right?

    1809

    01:24:35.500 --> 01:24:37.420

    Not even the territory top guy look.

    1810

    01:24:37.440 --> 01:24:41.800

    No, he looked like a grandfather when he was 22 years old.

    1811

    01:24:42.020 --> 01:24:44.120

    OK. Watch his matches.

    1812

    01:24:44.300 --> 01:24:46.720

    If this show is about the best worst wrestlers,

    1813

    01:24:47.120 --> 01:24:50.940

    Arne is the worst best wrestler because his promos are fucking

    1814

    01:24:50.940 --> 01:24:53.620

    unbelievable. His entering work is untouchable.

    1815

    01:24:55.220 --> 01:24:58.200

    Yeah, untouchable and literally one of my favorite all time.

    1816

    01:24:58.360 --> 01:25:00.680

    Yes. But he just looks like your uncle.

    1817

    01:25:00.780 --> 01:25:01.620

    He's an uncle wrestler.

    1818

    01:25:02.140 --> 01:25:03.780

    He's an uncle, an uncle wrestler.

    1819

    01:25:05.300 --> 01:25:07.000

    So he was in conclusion.

    1820

    01:25:07.180 --> 01:25:08.660

    We're going to read the rest of the chat.

    1821

    01:25:08.940 --> 01:25:11.300

    Do you have any other wrestlers you want to throw in the hat?

    1822

    01:25:11.520 --> 01:25:13.700

    I probably do. Hold on. Let me look at my list.

    1823

    01:25:16.400 --> 01:25:18.580

    Well, OK, so there was one thing I wanted to mention.

    1824

    01:25:18.700 --> 01:25:21.940

    It's not another wrestler, but it is actually about someone

    1825

    01:25:21.940 --> 01:25:24.160

    who is the not on this list.

    1826

    01:25:24.340 --> 01:25:26.540

    And I watched mystery wrestling last weekend.

    1827

    01:25:26.640 --> 01:25:28.260

    OK, we were talking about this before.

    1828

    01:25:28.480 --> 01:25:30.480

    So I just want to tell everybody the story.

    1829

    01:25:31.400 --> 01:25:34.160

    And the main event is London Lightning versus Jonathan Gresham.

    1830

    01:25:34.360 --> 01:25:35.740

    And Gresham is.

    1831

    01:25:36.700 --> 01:25:40.420

    One of those technical guys, he's a technical excellence, the masterpiece.

    1832

    01:25:41.360 --> 01:25:43.680

    And I love that. I love watching that dude wrestle.

    1833

    01:25:43.700 --> 01:25:44.380

    I love that shit.

    1834

    01:25:44.540 --> 01:25:47.340

    And there's a point in the ring in the match where the referee

    1835

    01:25:47.340 --> 01:25:50.340

    gets distracted and Gresham unties his own shoelace.

    1836

    01:25:51.620 --> 01:25:54.920

    And London Lightning goes to lock up and he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

    1837

    01:25:55.140 --> 01:25:58.440

    My shoelace, my shoelace, my shoelace.

    1838

    01:25:59.300 --> 01:26:02.560

    That he that's working, that's working just as much as his work rate.

    1839

    01:26:02.920 --> 01:26:07.160

    And that 100 percent working, you know, we've talked about.

    1840

    01:26:07.920 --> 01:26:10.060

    Oh, I think it was World's End.

    1841

    01:26:10.920 --> 01:26:13.440

    Kyle Fletcher is wrestling someone, the bell rings and Fletcher

    1842

    01:26:13.440 --> 01:26:14.700

    immediately rolls out.

    1843

    01:26:15.400 --> 01:26:18.520

    That's not his work rate, but God damn, that's where he's working.

    1844

    01:26:18.520 --> 01:26:21.900

    You know, I got the crowd booing his ass immediately. Yes.

    1845

    01:26:22.960 --> 01:26:25.500

    So that's where I think I kind of make that distinction.

    1846

    01:26:25.520 --> 01:26:26.340

    And I don't know.

    1847

    01:26:26.400 --> 01:26:28.380

    That's all doesn't have anything to do with anything else.

    1848

    01:26:29.140 --> 01:26:30.200

    Just no, I hear you.

    1849

    01:26:30.220 --> 01:26:33.720

    Another example of that, the magic of wrestling.

    1850

    01:26:34.840 --> 01:26:37.220

    And so, yeah, that's pretty much my whole list, I think.

    1851

    01:26:38.320 --> 01:26:42.160

    Billy says before Barry Horowitz, he wrestled as Jack Hart in Florida

    1852

    01:26:42.160 --> 01:26:43.120

    and was not a jobber.

    1853

    01:26:43.140 --> 01:26:45.100

    He might have won the Florida heavyweight title at one point.

    1854

    01:26:45.300 --> 01:26:46.520

    I think you're correct.

    1855

    01:26:46.520 --> 01:26:47.760

    I think I've heard that heavyweight.

    1856

    01:26:47.820 --> 01:26:48.760

    He's so little.

    1857

    01:26:49.360 --> 01:26:50.840

    I know he is a little dude.

    1858

    01:26:50.860 --> 01:26:52.260

    He's a little dude.

    1859

    01:26:52.980 --> 01:26:54.060

    Um, security universe.

    1860

    01:26:54.320 --> 01:26:56.400

    They legit got me behind Barry Horowitz as a kid.

    1861

    01:26:56.440 --> 01:26:59.520

    I mean, yeah, it was like the Red Rooster that actually worked.

    1862

    01:26:59.680 --> 01:27:02.000

    You know, like that was successful.

    1863

    01:27:02.180 --> 01:27:04.300

    Like, like, OK, well, we didn't work with Taylor.

    1864

    01:27:04.300 --> 01:27:05.540

    Let's try it with this other guy.

    1865

    01:27:05.720 --> 01:27:09.020

    You know, when Bruce Prichard is like, well, if Terry had just embraced

    1866

    01:27:09.020 --> 01:27:11.520

    the gimmick, it's like, no, no, dude, that was it was.

    1867

    01:27:11.520 --> 01:27:12.700

    That was terrible gimmick.

    1868

    01:27:12.720 --> 01:27:13.340

    That was stupid.

    1869

    01:27:13.340 --> 01:27:17.200

    You literally made him behave as though he was a human rooster.

    1870

    01:27:17.320 --> 01:27:20.900

    Yeah, that like that's that's no way you're going to embrace that gimmick.

    1871

    01:27:22.040 --> 01:27:22.940

    No blurry line.

    1872

    01:27:23.140 --> 01:27:24.060

    I need to mention Santino.

    1873

    01:27:24.160 --> 01:27:26.300

    There is absolutely no reason for him to have had the length

    1874

    01:27:26.300 --> 01:27:29.120

    of career he had other than him managing out stupid

    1875

    01:27:30.000 --> 01:27:34.100

    other than him managing out stupid booking and making it funny.

    1876

    01:27:34.380 --> 01:27:35.200

    Totally. Yeah.

    1877

    01:27:35.220 --> 01:27:38.500

    Like, I think Santino is one of the better comedy wrestlers ever.

    1878

    01:27:38.760 --> 01:27:41.860

    Yeah, he's still around the stupid Cobra.

    1879

    01:27:41.880 --> 01:27:42.980

    Yeah, he's still around.

    1880

    01:27:42.980 --> 01:27:44.820

    He's not good anymore, though.

    1881

    01:27:45.120 --> 01:27:49.540

    Well, didn't somebody like who is the Cobra at some point?

    1882

    01:27:49.660 --> 01:27:50.260

    And it was, yeah.

    1883

    01:27:50.360 --> 01:27:52.280

    Oh, no, they did all kinds of shit like that.

    1884

    01:27:52.280 --> 01:27:53.940

    And I thought that shit was great.

    1885

    01:27:53.980 --> 01:27:54.940

    Yeah, he was funny.

    1886

    01:27:55.580 --> 01:27:59.640

    And it's so funny because people who loved that stuff

    1887

    01:27:59.640 --> 01:28:01.340

    hate some of them.

    1888

    01:28:01.620 --> 01:28:03.120

    They're like Orange Cassidy's dumb.

    1889

    01:28:03.340 --> 01:28:04.340

    It's like, no, he's not.

    1890

    01:28:04.540 --> 01:28:08.480

    No, Orange Cassidy fully the hardest core wrestler there ever was.

    1891

    01:28:08.600 --> 01:28:09.360

    Fucking had Mr.

    1892

    01:28:09.540 --> 01:28:11.680

    Socko like fucking chill out.

    1893

    01:28:11.680 --> 01:28:15.820

    We can do a whole two hour episode about how amazing Orange Cassidy is.

    1894

    01:28:15.860 --> 01:28:16.940

    But that's another story.

    1895

    01:28:17.380 --> 01:28:18.100

    Yeah, we could.

    1896

    01:28:18.400 --> 01:28:21.520

    And I do want to encourage you all, if you're listening to this

    1897

    01:28:21.520 --> 01:28:25.620

    on Wednesday when it comes out on audio in audio form,

    1898

    01:28:25.840 --> 01:28:30.380

    make sure you subscribe to our podcast on Spotify or Apple podcast

    1899

    01:28:30.380 --> 01:28:32.480

    or YouTube or wherever it is.

    1900

    01:28:32.520 --> 01:28:36.180

    You listen to podcasts, but also tell your friends.

    1901

    01:28:36.240 --> 01:28:39.960

    And if you have ideas for a theme, send them to us.

    1902

    01:28:39.960 --> 01:28:42.840

    It's pro. It's just like our social media handles pro wrestling,

    1903

    01:28:42.840 --> 01:28:45.220

    forever pod at Gmail dot com.

    1904

    01:28:45.740 --> 01:28:48.000

    I want to hear I want to hear from you guys, because

    1905

    01:28:48.960 --> 01:28:52.180

    this chat illuminates exactly why I love doing this,

    1906

    01:28:52.320 --> 01:28:55.720

    because you guys collaborate with us and make this so much more fun

    1907

    01:28:55.720 --> 01:28:57.280

    than it would be if it was just the two of us,

    1908

    01:28:57.280 --> 01:28:58.240

    because I don't even like to agree.

    1909

    01:28:58.340 --> 01:28:59.840

    No, I can't fucking stand you.

    1910

    01:28:59.840 --> 01:29:02.840

    And I hate every single word that comes out of your mouth.

    1911

    01:29:04.100 --> 01:29:05.920

    But that's what I was talking about at the beginning,

    1912

    01:29:05.920 --> 01:29:08.060

    like when I said we want to have this be a conversation,

    1913

    01:29:08.060 --> 01:29:09.200

    we want it to be a community.

    1914

    01:29:09.200 --> 01:29:12.300

    Like this is what makes this so much fun.

    1915

    01:29:12.700 --> 01:29:16.680

    We can sit and just I mean, we all just sit and have conversations by ourselves.

    1916

    01:29:16.680 --> 01:29:18.540

    I love to hear myself talk.

    1917

    01:29:18.700 --> 01:29:22.020

    But I want I want I want you guys to throw some ideas at me.

    1918

    01:29:22.060 --> 01:29:23.460

    You know, yeah.

    1919

    01:29:24.000 --> 01:29:26.060

    Security Universe says Dave, Davey Boy Smith,

    1920

    01:29:26.060 --> 01:29:28.820

    if he didn't get into all the other shit could have been the world champion.

    1921

    01:29:29.000 --> 01:29:30.160

    He had the look in the athleticism.

    1922

    01:29:30.180 --> 01:29:32.360

    I agree. I think if he had avoided,

    1923

    01:29:32.860 --> 01:29:36.860

    I mean, for one, Dynamite Kid was his cousin and bullied the shit out of him

    1924

    01:29:37.360 --> 01:29:39.420

    and got him into all kinds of shit.

    1925

    01:29:39.500 --> 01:29:41.840

    And I mean, the Hart family helped, you know.

    1926

    01:29:41.980 --> 01:29:44.260

    Yeah. And then, yeah.

    1927

    01:29:44.460 --> 01:29:46.500

    Jim Neidhart wasn't a good influence on him.

    1928

    01:29:47.240 --> 01:29:50.020

    He was he was a pretty easily led guy.

    1929

    01:29:50.900 --> 01:29:54.540

    And when he was kind of following a guy like Brad around, he did it better.

    1930

    01:29:54.820 --> 01:29:56.260

    You know, he was a little better.

    1931

    01:29:57.600 --> 01:30:00.400

    Benny the Bear, Davey, for his size, was an incredible techer.

    1932

    01:30:00.480 --> 01:30:01.960

    His matches in AJPW.

    1933

    01:30:02.080 --> 01:30:04.180

    Oh, boy. Totally, totally.

    1934

    01:30:04.720 --> 01:30:06.800

    They had a run in AJPW in the 80s.

    1935

    01:30:06.860 --> 01:30:12.420

    And then in the late 80s, it's fucking sad because they leave WWF.

    1936

    01:30:13.340 --> 01:30:14.680

    Dynamite cannot wrestle.

    1937

    01:30:14.680 --> 01:30:17.820

    He's lost, like most of his muscle mass and his front teeth

    1938

    01:30:17.820 --> 01:30:21.680

    from being hit in the face by Jacques Rougeau in the in the locker room

    1939

    01:30:21.680 --> 01:30:24.980

    with quarters, and he doesn't replace his teeth.

    1940

    01:30:24.980 --> 01:30:26.500

    He just looks like shit.

    1941

    01:30:27.120 --> 01:30:29.180

    It's so bad.

    1942

    01:30:29.740 --> 01:30:31.100

    Skewered, Skewered Universe.

    1943

    01:30:31.360 --> 01:30:33.240

    Arne was just born as a middle aged dad wrestler.

    1944

    01:30:33.420 --> 01:30:35.740

    I believe maybe that way.

    1945

    01:30:35.740 --> 01:30:41.160

    Yeah, Uncle Aron Benjamin Button that never buttoned, never went backwards.

    1946

    01:30:42.640 --> 01:30:45.440

    He just started middle age and kept going. Yeah.

    1947

    01:30:45.800 --> 01:30:48.020

    Don't forget about Arne's acorn.

    1948

    01:30:48.020 --> 01:30:51.220

    Who could you want to tell the people about Arne's acorn real quick?

    1949

    01:30:51.460 --> 01:30:53.460

    I mean, that's I do.

    1950

    01:30:53.600 --> 01:30:55.220

    I really need to explain ours acorn.

    1951

    01:30:55.240 --> 01:30:56.420

    So we're kids.

    1952

    01:30:57.400 --> 01:31:01.280

    And Arne Anderson wore a lot of baby blue, a lot of white

    1953

    01:31:01.280 --> 01:31:05.640

    and yellow could see you could see Arne's dick pretty much.

    1954

    01:31:05.640 --> 01:31:07.260

    That's pretty much what it goes down to.

    1955

    01:31:07.680 --> 01:31:12.100

    And if you've been in the chat here, Billy Lalone keeps throwing out comments.

    1956

    01:31:12.740 --> 01:31:15.860

    Billy's actually the man that coined the phrase, the acorn.

    1957

    01:31:15.940 --> 01:31:17.220

    It comes from him.

    1958

    01:31:17.240 --> 01:31:18.340

    So you can blame him.

    1959

    01:31:18.340 --> 01:31:21.820

    And I have simply carried it on through countless decades.

    1960

    01:31:21.820 --> 01:31:26.780

    And now to the to the ability to you.

    1961

    01:31:26.780 --> 01:31:28.880

    Thank you for giving us Arne's Acorn Bill Kingpin.

    1962

    01:31:29.040 --> 01:31:29.680

    Thank you.

    1963

    01:31:30.360 --> 01:31:33.560

    And if that's my fucking wrestling superstars book, I want it back.

    1964

    01:31:36.000 --> 01:31:37.080

    Blair line, aren't it?

    1965

    01:31:37.080 --> 01:31:39.680

    Twenty six looks like he's worked for 35 years at Home Depot.

    1966

    01:31:39.680 --> 01:31:40.860

    So true. Yeah.

    1967

    01:31:42.040 --> 01:31:44.360

    Blair line, I don't know what category low key fits into,

    1968

    01:31:44.480 --> 01:31:46.880

    but he's either on the best, worst, lesser, the worst, best list.

    1969

    01:31:47.120 --> 01:31:48.920

    Worst, best, I would say he's a great worker.

    1970

    01:31:49.020 --> 01:31:49.700

    Yeah, that's weird.

    1971

    01:31:49.940 --> 01:31:52.820

    Low key came up when I was coming up with ideas.

    1972

    01:31:52.840 --> 01:31:54.500

    That's like a name that came up.

    1973

    01:31:54.540 --> 01:31:57.080

    He can't get out of his own fucking way.

    1974

    01:31:57.080 --> 01:32:01.420

    And he legit was a total mark and believed he was his character.

    1975

    01:32:01.480 --> 01:32:04.860

    But there was a point like when I first found out who low key was,

    1976

    01:32:04.860 --> 01:32:06.460

    I thought he was cool as shit, dude.

    1977

    01:32:06.540 --> 01:32:08.000

    I mean, oh, everybody did.

    1978

    01:32:08.020 --> 01:32:09.140

    He was a huge indie guy.

    1979

    01:32:09.160 --> 01:32:10.620

    He was the first R.O.H. champion.

    1980

    01:32:10.620 --> 01:32:13.740

    I mean, he had the most organic juice of like

    1981

    01:32:14.800 --> 01:32:18.120

    Samoa, Joe Danielson and

    1982

    01:32:18.600 --> 01:32:20.600

    Stiles when the promotion first.

    1983

    01:32:20.620 --> 01:32:25.480

    Yeah, he moved like a cat and he would crouch and like, you know, like

    1984

    01:32:25.480 --> 01:32:27.300

    stiff the shit out of people.

    1985

    01:32:27.580 --> 01:32:30.160

    Do you I actually do have somebody else on the list,

    1986

    01:32:30.160 --> 01:32:32.360

    and I think it's somebody you have on your list, too,

    1987

    01:32:32.360 --> 01:32:35.200

    unless you have something else you want to throw out?

    1988

    01:32:35.460 --> 01:32:38.940

    Just yeti Malone throughout Brock, the oak tree, Anderson.

    1989

    01:32:39.340 --> 01:32:42.460

    Yes. Basically a stiff who can't fucking move.

    1990

    01:32:42.480 --> 01:32:43.280

    Yeah, agreed.

    1991

    01:32:44.400 --> 01:32:45.520

    Fucking honky tonk man.

    1992

    01:32:46.280 --> 01:32:47.880

    Oh, shit. He was on the fucking cover.

    1993

    01:32:48.020 --> 01:32:49.780

    We never even. Oh, we.

    1994

    01:32:50.120 --> 01:32:55.500

    My God, the guys on the cover didn't even make the fucking list.

    1995

    01:32:55.880 --> 01:32:58.300

    Did. Yeah. Honky tonk man.

    1996

    01:32:58.320 --> 01:32:59.640

    So let's talk about that for a minute.

    1997

    01:32:59.880 --> 01:33:01.500

    So could this guy work?

    1998

    01:33:01.500 --> 01:33:03.260

    Debatable. Could this guy?

    1999

    01:33:03.500 --> 01:33:06.160

    I've never seen it. I couldn't tell you, you know.

    2000

    01:33:06.220 --> 01:33:09.100

    Now, I've seen him as Wayne Farris when he was in Memphis.

    2001

    01:33:09.660 --> 01:33:11.720

    His hair is like bleach blonde. Right.

    2002

    01:33:11.960 --> 01:33:13.820

    I've seen him in also in Stampede.

    2003

    01:33:15.260 --> 01:33:18.380

    He's got like a goatee and blonde hair.

    2004

    01:33:18.580 --> 01:33:20.820

    Yeah. And he's all right.

    2005

    01:33:20.900 --> 01:33:23.100

    Like, he's just a punch kick guy. Right.

    2006

    01:33:23.680 --> 01:33:27.480

    But as the honky tonk man, I cannot believe they tried to debut him

    2007

    01:33:27.480 --> 01:33:29.060

    as a baby. That's insane.

    2008

    01:33:29.060 --> 01:33:31.380

    One. He was Hulk Hogan.

    2009

    01:33:32.640 --> 01:33:33.980

    It was like supposed to be his buddy.

    2010

    01:33:34.100 --> 01:33:36.280

    How could that ever be a baby face gimmick?

    2011

    01:33:36.420 --> 01:33:37.660

    It's I have no idea.

    2012

    01:33:38.360 --> 01:33:41.500

    But to make somebody an Elvis impersonator

    2013

    01:33:41.500 --> 01:33:43.420

    as a wrestling gimmick was genius.

    2014

    01:33:44.060 --> 01:33:44.940

    I got to give him that.

    2015

    01:33:45.000 --> 01:33:47.260

    And Farris did that himself. Really?

    2016

    01:33:47.320 --> 01:33:49.560

    He came up with the name himself, too. Really?

    2017

    01:33:49.920 --> 01:33:52.340

    I think his name on the Indies for a minute was honky tonk

    2018

    01:33:52.340 --> 01:33:53.460

    Farris or something like that.

    2019

    01:33:53.460 --> 01:33:55.340

    And then that's made him a honky tonk man.

    2020

    01:33:55.520 --> 01:33:58.660

    It's actually. But you could send that guy.

    2021

    01:33:58.660 --> 01:34:00.780

    And I would say the same about Max Caster,

    2022

    01:34:00.920 --> 01:34:03.100

    although I think he's a much better wrestler than a honky tonk man.

    2023

    01:34:03.780 --> 01:34:06.660

    You could say the same about Max Caster's open challenge

    2024

    01:34:06.660 --> 01:34:10.800

    when he was doing that was you you didn't even need him to wrestle.

    2025

    01:34:11.060 --> 01:34:12.700

    You could just send him out there.

    2026

    01:34:13.120 --> 01:34:15.560

    And for eight minutes or so,

    2027

    01:34:15.680 --> 01:34:17.920

    the honky tonk man was going to be entertaining as hell.

    2028

    01:34:18.100 --> 01:34:20.900

    And somebody was going to come out and put him in his place or not.

    2029

    01:34:21.320 --> 01:34:24.320

    And he was either going to get put in his place and get a big pop

    2030

    01:34:24.320 --> 01:34:28.780

    or he was going to do pull some dastardly shit

    2031

    01:34:28.780 --> 01:34:30.480

    and break a guitar over somebody's head.

    2032

    01:34:31.100 --> 01:34:33.640

    Either way, the crowd's leaving a super entertained.

    2033

    01:34:34.420 --> 01:34:35.960

    He had so much value.

    2034

    01:34:36.140 --> 01:34:41.000

    And the fact that he was a bad wrestler actually made his gimmick better

    2035

    01:34:41.000 --> 01:34:43.780

    because he was the longest reigning intercontinental champion.

    2036

    01:34:44.360 --> 01:34:47.440

    He had a longer reign than the macho man who was a much better wrestler.

    2037

    01:34:47.480 --> 01:34:50.100

    Yeah, or steamboat steamboat.

    2038

    01:34:50.300 --> 01:34:52.320

    We only had like a two month reign. Right.

    2039

    01:34:52.320 --> 01:34:54.140

    It's like it's funny.

    2040

    01:34:54.140 --> 01:34:57.480

    It's like that's such a like clear cut,

    2041

    01:34:57.940 --> 01:35:02.540

    I guess, testament or explanation to like how these old gimmicks

    2042

    01:35:02.540 --> 01:35:04.320

    that we hated so much.

    2043

    01:35:04.780 --> 01:35:07.400

    The Red Rooster is a great example, you know, or honky

    2044

    01:35:07.400 --> 01:35:08.880

    tonk man, whatever, how much it's influenced,

    2045

    01:35:08.880 --> 01:35:11.960

    because when you talk about Max Caster and yeah, Max

    2046

    01:35:11.960 --> 01:35:13.340

    Caster is a way better wrestler.

    2047

    01:35:13.760 --> 01:35:16.120

    But when the acclaimed split,

    2048

    01:35:17.000 --> 01:35:21.240

    people fucking hated Max Caster and it felt like a legit heat.

    2049

    01:35:21.240 --> 01:35:24.640

    Like, I don't know what he was doing on social media or what.

    2050

    01:35:25.060 --> 01:35:28.600

    But people just wanted Max Caster to go away, go away, go away.

    2051

    01:35:29.000 --> 01:35:31.080

    And within a couple of weeks of him doing that gimmick,

    2052

    01:35:31.800 --> 01:35:33.120

    he was the one that was over.

    2053

    01:35:33.500 --> 01:35:35.800

    And Bowens, nobody was one struggling.

    2054

    01:35:35.900 --> 01:35:36.340

    Yeah.

    2055

    01:35:36.600 --> 01:35:40.040

    Bowen's back with Castor to get Castor to rub off on Bowen.

    2056

    01:35:40.240 --> 01:35:41.560

    Yeah. Yeah.

    2057

    01:35:41.580 --> 01:35:43.780

    I mean, that was quite the turnaround. Yeah.

    2058

    01:35:43.780 --> 01:35:44.440

    Quite the turnaround.

    2059

    01:35:44.460 --> 01:35:47.300

    And now I don't know what's going on, but.

    2060

    01:35:48.240 --> 01:35:49.940

    Yeah, I don't know what's I think.

    2061

    01:35:50.420 --> 01:35:52.160

    I don't know if Max got himself in trouble.

    2062

    01:35:52.220 --> 01:35:53.340

    I don't think he's working with the company.

    2063

    01:35:53.340 --> 01:35:54.220

    Yeah, I don't know.

    2064

    01:35:54.660 --> 01:35:58.200

    But yeah, I think he's working other places right now.

    2065

    01:35:58.280 --> 01:35:59.420

    I don't know.

    2066

    01:36:01.700 --> 01:36:04.800

    Blurry line, I don't think I've ever seen honky ever legitimately smile.

    2067

    01:36:04.900 --> 01:36:06.000

    Certainly not in a worked.

    2068

    01:36:06.620 --> 01:36:07.840

    I saw an interview with Honky

    2069

    01:36:07.840 --> 01:36:12.780

    Tonk man talking about how nobody in the business has ever even just said,

    2070

    01:36:13.100 --> 01:36:16.660

    hey, honky, thank you for everything you did.

    2071

    01:36:16.660 --> 01:36:19.260

    And then he used the example

    2072

    01:36:19.260 --> 01:36:21.960

    of giving him a McDonald's gift certificate as a nice thing

    2073

    01:36:21.960 --> 01:36:23.100

    they could have done for him.

    2074

    01:36:23.420 --> 01:36:24.680

    And I was like.

    2075

    01:36:26.020 --> 01:36:26.400

    What?

    2076

    01:36:27.660 --> 01:36:32.760

    Just some sort of gesture, basically, you made hundreds of thousands of dollars

    2077

    01:36:33.300 --> 01:36:36.980

    and you want fans or young wrestlers

    2078

    01:36:36.980 --> 01:36:39.860

    to give you McDonald's gift certificates, what's wrong with you?

    2079

    01:36:40.120 --> 01:36:41.220

    They could have done.

    2080

    01:36:42.500 --> 01:36:44.240

    Skewered says, seeing honky tonk as a kid,

    2081

    01:36:44.260 --> 01:36:46.640

    I always thought he was an older dude that was just an Elvis in person

    2082

    01:36:46.640 --> 01:36:51.380

    that could kind of wrestle in kind of the shake, rattle and roll was over.

    2083

    01:36:51.380 --> 01:36:55.560

    You know, I mean, because Rick Rude had the, you know, he had the rude awakening

    2084

    01:36:55.560 --> 01:36:58.560

    and he made a neck breaker look destructive.

    2085

    01:36:58.560 --> 01:36:59.600

    Yeah. You know what I mean?

    2086

    01:37:00.080 --> 01:37:01.420

    Honky dogs didn't look like shit.

    2087

    01:37:01.420 --> 01:37:06.380

    I mean, and it took Rick Rude forever to set that move up like.

    2088

    01:37:06.600 --> 01:37:10.780

    Well, it's just he would usually try to do it about 14 times

    2089

    01:37:10.780 --> 01:37:13.200

    before he actually hit it because it was so slow.

    2090

    01:37:15.400 --> 01:37:17.280

    And then we're just tag team

    2091

    01:37:17.280 --> 01:37:19.260

    rhythm and honky tonk and Greg Valentine.

    2092

    01:37:19.640 --> 01:37:21.640

    I have I have they're in my wrestling room.

    2093

    01:37:21.860 --> 01:37:25.080

    My action figures is like the actual men are in your room.

    2094

    01:37:25.320 --> 01:37:26.240

    Yes. Yes.

    2095

    01:37:26.300 --> 01:37:27.680

    Most of them are still alive.

    2096

    01:37:27.940 --> 01:37:30.020

    I just pay them to stand there.

    2097

    01:37:30.780 --> 01:37:31.440

    All right.

    2098

    01:37:31.640 --> 01:37:33.920

    I met Valentine once at a comic con.

    2099

    01:37:34.240 --> 01:37:34.540

    Really?

    2100

    01:37:35.040 --> 01:37:39.220

    Dude, one of his fingers is like two of your fingers put together.

    2101

    01:37:39.500 --> 01:37:39.980

    Wow.

    2102

    01:37:40.380 --> 01:37:41.300

    It's really nice.

    2103

    01:37:41.300 --> 01:37:43.280

    And he was telling me the story about how somebody had a picture.

    2104

    01:37:43.360 --> 01:37:45.460

    He's like, this guy just came up to me and gave me it.

    2105

    01:37:45.520 --> 01:37:48.340

    It was a photograph that someone had taken of his dad.

    2106

    01:37:49.160 --> 01:37:50.360

    Johnny Valentine, I guess.

    2107

    01:37:50.380 --> 01:37:52.140

    Well, way back in the day.

    2108

    01:37:52.700 --> 01:37:55.420

    Oh, it's just really nice that he just told me that story

    2109

    01:37:55.420 --> 01:37:58.720

    and we kind of had a moment together and that was it.

    2110

    01:37:58.820 --> 01:37:59.720

    Fucking fingers.

    2111

    01:38:00.920 --> 01:38:02.700

    Terry Funk autobiography I'm reading.

    2112

    01:38:02.700 --> 01:38:05.280

    Terry tells a story about Greg and he's like.

    2113

    01:38:06.200 --> 01:38:09.480

    You know that he's Johnny Valentine's son and Terry loved Johnny Valentine,

    2114

    01:38:09.480 --> 01:38:12.020

    you know, thought he was one of the greatest ever.

    2115

    01:38:13.240 --> 01:38:17.280

    And that Greg was a hard guy to understand and kind of a dick.

    2116

    01:38:17.380 --> 01:38:18.600

    But they were friends.

    2117

    01:38:19.220 --> 01:38:21.580

    But when they ran Amarillo still.

    2118

    01:38:22.540 --> 01:38:27.220

    Greg gets a five thousand dollar check from Dory Senior.

    2119

    01:38:27.360 --> 01:38:31.520

    OK. And Greg looks at it and he's like, what the fuck is this?

    2120

    01:38:31.560 --> 01:38:34.280

    And he rips it up right in front of everybody and walks away.

    2121

    01:38:35.260 --> 01:38:37.220

    Because he's mad, because he thinks he's been stiffed.

    2122

    01:38:37.220 --> 01:38:41.660

    Terry's like, that was legitimately more money than I got by my own father.

    2123

    01:38:43.100 --> 01:38:44.840

    And about five minutes later,

    2124

    01:38:45.040 --> 01:38:47.740

    Greg comes back and picks up all the pieces of paper and walks away

    2125

    01:38:48.540 --> 01:38:51.360

    because he's going to take the check back together.

    2126

    01:38:53.000 --> 01:38:53.880

    That's awesome.

    2127

    01:38:54.440 --> 01:38:55.600

    That's pretty funny.

    2128

    01:38:58.520 --> 01:38:59.700

    Blair Elias says, I think my favorite

    2129

    01:38:59.700 --> 01:39:02.020

    hammer story is Bailey going to a wrestling convention as a kid,

    2130

    01:39:02.040 --> 01:39:04.880

    asking for a picture and him just asking the security

    2131

    01:39:04.880 --> 01:39:07.000

    if she'd paid like multiple times before.

    2132

    01:39:08.680 --> 01:39:10.540

    That's got to get that bag, brother.

    2133

    01:39:10.620 --> 01:39:13.100

    Got to get to the pay window. Oh, that's great.

    2134

    01:39:14.080 --> 01:39:15.260

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    2135

    01:39:15.300 --> 01:39:19.660

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    2136

    01:39:19.980 --> 01:39:23.460

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    2137

    01:39:23.800 --> 01:39:27.900

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    2138

    01:39:27.900 --> 01:39:31.220

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    2139

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    2140

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    2141

    01:39:38.300 --> 01:39:40.420

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    2142

    01:39:40.880 --> 01:39:44.520

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    2143

    01:39:44.520 --> 01:39:47.720

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    2144

    01:39:48.120 --> 01:39:50.420

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    2145

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    2146

    01:39:53.980 --> 01:39:56.380

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    2147

    01:39:57.060 --> 01:40:00.800

    We want to, you know, just bring in the vibe that we're bringing,

    2148

    01:40:01.040 --> 01:40:03.100

    you know, which I think is a different kind of vibe.

    2149

    01:40:03.600 --> 01:40:05.200

    Wrestling is meant to be fun, guys.

    2150

    01:40:05.340 --> 01:40:07.420

    At the end of the day, the shit isn't that serious.

    2151

    01:40:07.660 --> 01:40:10.940

    No, you know, we have a president who is literally using

    2152

    01:40:10.940 --> 01:40:14.140

    an attempted assassination as an excuse to build a ballroom.

    2153

    01:40:15.440 --> 01:40:16.820

    Life is weird right now.

    2154

    01:40:16.840 --> 01:40:20.600

    When he's trying to start a war or a nuclear war, excuse me.

    2155

    01:40:20.640 --> 01:40:22.980

    We're threatening to literally commit genocide.

    2156

    01:40:23.080 --> 01:40:26.120

    Yeah. OK, so let's have some fun together, right?

    2157

    01:40:26.400 --> 01:40:30.680

    We don't need we don't need to argue about wrist locks and wristwatches.

    2158

    01:40:30.780 --> 01:40:32.820

    Let's have fun. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

    2159

    01:40:34.020 --> 01:40:35.520

    But degree, I had a blast.

    2160

    01:40:35.580 --> 01:40:36.680

    This has been a great news.

    2161

    01:40:36.820 --> 01:40:38.220

    I always have a good time every week.

    2162

    01:40:38.900 --> 01:40:41.420

    And I plan on having a good time every week.

    2163

    01:40:43.680 --> 01:40:46.860

    Forever pro wrestling forever.

I. Blade Daily

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